CAPTION the Ass-Faced Weasel and the Repuke Poultry...

[Crankie Avalon]

"Greetings, fellow chickenhawks...perfectly understandable you
sitting out this war what with that bad sunburn, and all."

[FuzzyDicePHL]

1. "Howdy, Fellas!

Don't get too excited 'bout an ass-faced weasel like me -- y'all oughta meet Mark Foley, he'd like y'all right much, I tell you what!"

Heh heh, "ass-faced weasel!" ;)

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "And it'll help if'n y'all got fake IDs for when y'all meet Foley...

...you know, ones that say you're under 18!"

Someday we will google "Ass-Faced Weasel" and find nothing but George W. Bush links. 'Tis a dream I have...

[FuzzyDicePHL]

10. ROFL!

Have you registered assfacedweasel.com yet? ;)

[Crankie Avalon]

11. I should, shouldn't I? Something to look into. n/t

[bluedog]

2. YELL "DRAFT".see how fast they RUN

[acmejack]

3. My administration will send the cowardly Democrats to Iraq.

So brave young men like ya'll don't have to fight them here. We need you for the war of ideas!

[Warren DeMontague]

4. "Holy Homoeroticism, Batman!" nt

[zulchzulu]

5. I hope you boys have signed up for my wars. I have more comin'!

Y'all love 'Merika, right?

[Lars39]

6. "Just one....why couldn't at least one be bald?"

[Beelzebud]

7. Der Fuhrur meets with Nazi Youth.

[Kierkegaard]

9. "I'm always pleased to meet people as dumb as I is."