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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:09 PM
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Caption GWBush on the phone!
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tibbiit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:12 PM
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1. Say what Ted?
Meet you at the usual place? SUre thing buddy.
tib
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:36 PM
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8. you gotta know those weekly calls were phone sex.
right? right?
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:15 PM
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2. Somebody please PS the cord to the top part of the phone.
nt
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:05 PM
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11. Here ya go:
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 11:06 PM
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18. Thanks!
And Hee hee haw haw!

Now for your next challenge, move his left hand so his* finger is in his* nose!
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:15 PM
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3. The Opium crop in Afghanistan is booming?!? GREAT!
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:30 PM
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4. Mirror image.




"If I only had a brain."








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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:34 PM
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6. Now there is a Wobbley Warhead...
Rushing to kiss Bush's ass!
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:32 PM
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5. "Listen, George, we could get arrested for this, so make sure nobody hears it...
...OK, do you have your earhole covered to reduce the echo?"
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:35 PM
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7. EDIT: AH...somoeone beat me to the old "plug up your other ear" joke.
Edited on Fri Nov-03-06 12:36 PM by Crankie Avalon
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 12:36 PM
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9. "Yes Gawd, I'll send them to Iran Monday MOrning!"
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:59 PM
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10. "That's right Condi, wad those panties up into a ball and stuff em in your mouth..."
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Pyrzqxgl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:18 PM
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12. I've got my finger in my ear so I can't hear you.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:20 PM
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13. *channeling Jon Stewart* Hehehe. Guess where my other finger is. Hehehe.
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BlueStater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:24 PM
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14. He's so full of shit it's coming out of his ears n/t
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:27 PM
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15. Haggard: "Do I make you a little horny?"
Bush: "unh, unh, unh, eeek, oook, yeah. Need some wood?"

Haggard: "yeah, get a ruler out and measure it."

Bush: "unh, mmmm, eeek, unh what's the number that comes right after one?"
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:28 PM
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16. What's that Ted, stick my finger in my ear....Ohhh, you said rear (nt)
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Ignacio Upton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:30 PM
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17. "Hey Karl, you got that Saddam verdict typed yet?"
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 11:25 PM
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19. "My fingers are touching!"
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unkachuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 11:46 PM
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20. you're right....
....putting your finger in a body-hole, is fun....
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 11:52 PM
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21. "Not Right Now. I'm Eating Poo"

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