What will Faux News headline be on November 8th?

[Norquist Nemesis]

"Did Dems Steal the Election?"

[gfnrob]

1. Apocalypse Now!

[Homer Wells]

2. "Our Long Nightmare is Just Beginning!!!"

[WI_DEM]

3. I Fear: "GOP only suffers modest losses"

[Cooley Hurd]

4. There won't be a headline...

...because they'll all kill themselves the night before. ;)

[Oceansaway]

5. .

one can only dream.....hehehe

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. Nationwide Power Grid Collapse Postpones Election

[Norquist Nemesis]

7. "Did the Terrorists Win?"

[grytpype]

8. "Supreme Court Stops Vote Counts"

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "Yard Sale...everything must go!"

[meegbear]

10. Iraq Quagmire, Economy Tanked, US a World Pariah ...

it's the Democrat Congress' fault!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. If They're As Honest As Usual? "Republicans Destroy Democrats And Retain Congress!"

[griffi94]

12. DEMS TAKE HOUSE AND SENATE

KARL ROVE KILLED KILLED IN STAMPEDE
OF REPUBS FLEEING WASHINGTON

[katamaran]

13. Left-Wing Radicals Seize Power, President Declares Emergency

[BootinUp]

14. IS THIS THE END OF TIMES?!!! Holy Rapture Batman!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

15. We, for one, welcome our new democratic overlords!

[The Deacon]

16. How About:

"Karl Rove Flees to Australia with Secret Love Interest Rupert Murdoch!!!" (Note to Fox: I know you hold the copyright on three exclamation marks but I use them here under the Parody Exception, see Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Inc v. Debbie Does Dallas Productions, Inc)

[Graybeard]

17. Remember the headlines in "Citizen Kane"?

Kane's newspaper had two front-pages ready for the post
election. "Kane Wins!" and "Fraud At
Polls!" Has anything changed in 65 years?

[BootinUp]

24. yeah, we have these nifty digital gadgets to blame.

other than that. no.

[elehhhhna]

18. ELECTIONS HACKED BY DIRTY LIBERALS

[PVnRT]

19. AL-QAEDA INFILTRATES ELECTION...MARTIAL LAW DECLARED

n/t

[BuyingThyme]

20. Has Bin Laden Won?

[Norquist Nemesis]

21. Duck and Cover! Attack Imminent!!!

[Perky]

22. We are liberals...We have always been liberals

We are simply here to entertain the masses

[Actionmac]

23. No! Republicans retain power

Elections certified and Republicans remain in power... thank you e-voting machines http://youtube.com/watch?v=O0cxSJwG9Q0&mode=related&search= excellent expose', must see, can explain some questions ---> http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/hackingdemocracy/index.html

[malaise]

25. Rove jumps from the Golden Gate Bridge n/t

[Clinton Crusader]

26. Dems Steal Election - Sign of the Apocolypse? bin Laden lands at JFK?

:nuke:

[NNN0LHI]

27. GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. Everything must go n/t

[blm]

28. FOX: We're Screwed - Guess who can call hearings on Corporate Media in January

heheh

[stop the bleeding]

29. U.S. DECLARES WAR ON IRAN n/t

[Rocknrule]

30. "God leaves US - Satan in charge now"

[cosmicdot]

31. Bu$h Family Airlifted bin Laden style to Paraguay

Bu$h calls for bipartisanship: meets with GOP, Lieberman, Ben Nelson

Landrieu (LA), Lincoln (AR), Nelson (NE) join Lieberman and change
parties: Democratic conservatives in House follow suit; GOP retains majority despite poll losses; Bu$h
focuses mandate on Social Security, corporate liability limitations; and, in general, further destruction of the country and world

Majority shifts to Democrats; Bu$h declares national emergency, disbands Congress citing national security

[tinfoil tiaras]

32. FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE-DIEBOLD CONNECTED WITH DEMS?

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

33. Welcome to Rick Santorum our new Faux News Contributor

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

34. "Chavez' machines steal election for democRAT party"

[MzNov]

35. Madonna ADopts Tom Cruise's Baby

:dem:

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