KUSA-Haggard Says He Purchased CrystalMeth From Male Prostitute One Time.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

He said he threw it away...



That crap is nasty... I smoked a bit of weed in high school but we never had crystal meth around...


Yikes..

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. You Couldn't Make This Shit Up.

"We had sex but I didn't climax."


LOL

[helderheid]

3. he didn't say that!!!

:wow:

did he???!?!?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

10. That Was A Joke But The Crytal Meth Purchase And Disposal Weren't.

[TAPat]

4. You've got to be kidding!

Is this on your local TV? What?

[gfnrob]

9. Yah, but I didn't swallow.

[warrens]

15. We were just talking about the lord

And somehow his cock got buried in my ass. Like that has never happened to you!"

[Poll_Blind]

21. LOL! "Honest, we were praying and my dick fell in his ass!"

About 270 times in 15 minutes! If I knew talking about the Lord could get you so much action, I wouldn't have stopped so long ago.

P.S. Face still hurting a little from smiling. Heh heh, thanks...

PB

[Phillycat]

34. But that doesn't make me a gay!

I got a wife and kids! I ain't a homo! Damn, why everybody always trying to label everything!

[karlrschneider]

2. And that one voicemail asked for more for "inventory"

uh huh...
:eyes:

[opihimoimoi]

5. Yeah, RIGHT......

[Ezlivin]

6. If he purchased it one time, he purchased it many times

So after going to all the trouble to A) find a drug dealer, B) get the cash and C) avoid law enforcement Haggard just "threw it away"?

Sure.

Anyone who goes through the trouble to get an illegal drug means to use or sell it.

Haggard has some nicely capped teeth, doesn't he?

[ClintonTyree]

18. Meth mouth?

Capped or dentures? I've seen the effect of Meth on people's teeth. It isn't pretty.

[Lancer]

7. Purchasing

ain't the same as using. I don't think anybody uses meth just once.

[patrice]

8. Another Democratic plant. Obviously.

[partylessinOhio]

11. Oh, that's believable!

Huggard took the risk to buy meth with church money but then he overcame his desire for the drug and threw it away. Very plausible.

:eyes: :dilemma:

[underpants]

12. How many beers? Juss two occiffer

That's all I shhwear!

[Beetwasher]

13. "I Threw It Away By Combusting It And Inhaling It!"

n/t

[ClintonTyree]

14. The lord thinks wasting good dope is a sin.

Just a joke, and not a very funny one. Crystal Meth is a scourge upon our land. Probably the most addictive and destructive (for it's users) on the market. "Don't meth around" and "speed kills" is what we used to say back in the 60's. The same applies today.

[malaise]

16. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

one time - :popcorn::rofl: Breaking on MSNBC right now. Joe says Haggard said he also went to the hotel room once after buying meth.

[Cameron27]

17. He purchased crystal meth

from a male prostitute one time, and oh, he also had a massage.

That's what he's said to MSNBC reporters.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

19. A Prostate Massage I Assume

eom

[ChairmanAgnostic]

26. blow jobs aren't sex, anal sex is not sex. hand jobs aren't sex.

SO, Hagard is telling the truth. as HE defines it, he did not have sex.

[WinkyDink]

33. The precise Clintonian term was "sexual relations", not merely the word

"sex".

[ChairmanAgnostic]

36. I watched that interview. Even more than usual, this jerk made me squirm.

you know, you just KNOW that he was making this stuff up.

It is understandable. For years, he has been the undisputed star. No attacks to deal with, no threats, just 14,000 fierce believers totally following each and every word.

For the first time, he has been put in front of a media firing squad. I've had that in legal cases. No matter how many times I stand before a jury, the media exposure is something completely different, especially when they are hostile. He was not prepared, he was not ready for tough follow ups (hell, it was refreshing to see tough follow ups after so many pathetic White House Press Corpse displays of spinelessness) And his lies were painfully obvious.

[Opusnone]

20. Who hasn't?

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meth/body/

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

22. Well, I did rob the bank but I threw the money away.

Tell it to the judge.

[Frustratedlady]

23. He probably bought it as a learning tool...show the kids

what they should stay away from. NOT! If so, he should have listened to his own lesson.

I'm sure there's more. How many times have you gone into the grocery for one thing and come out with two or more? Hopefully, he won't show the "rest" of his purchases to the young people. $200-300, eh?

Is Gannon's site still up?

[AngryAmish]

24. I don't think one wakes up in the morning and says "I'd like to try meth today"

At least I don't.

Why doesn't he just hang a big "GUILTY" sign around his neck?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

25. He Said He Was Getting A Massage ....

and that's when he discovered he needed some meth...

[AngryAmish]

29. Oh, that explains it!

Last week I had a horrible crick in my neck so I bought a bunch of LSD...OK, I'm still not getting it.

Meth is a terrible thing. I wonder when he started to use it? I also am told that meth is big in the gay community. How long has he been using meth?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

31. meth is huge in rural areas, at least in the muddle west.

police I know just shake their heads. You still see empty blister packs of cold remedies in piles.

[stopbush]

27. Yesterday, he didn't even know the guy. Today, maybe not so much.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

30. in my prof. when you start digging your own grave, it is time to toss the

shovel.
The more he talks about this, the more he says, the more detail he concocts and changes, the worse it gets.

[frylock]

28. i only had two beers, occifer..

hic

[GardeningGal]

32. Here's the link:

http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=af1bbeba-0abe-421a-01e2-01ca2e4711bd&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf

[Phillycat]

35. "I threw it away inside my lungs". This shit is priceless.

:rofl: