HAHA. Haggard dragging out story (til election day) with denials

[Proud2BAmurkin]

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[bluestateguy]

1. He should just apologize

[aquart]

2. Juicy.

[malaise]

3. What a fugging gift

:rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:

[KyndCulture]

4. Oh thanks Ted from the bottom of my knees.

for this tasty story and the more tasty timing....

Have a good weekend Dems... the Kerry boo boo surely seems like eons ago.

[wicket]

9. "the Kerry boo boo surely seems like eons ago."

It certainly does. This is just too rich!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cocoa]

5. the headlines are heaven-sent

"Evangelist admits meth, massage, no sex."

:rofl:

http://localnewsleader.com/jackson/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=22178

[KyndCulture]

6. Nyah Nyah... we told you Jesus was a liberal!

:rofl:

[malaise]

8. Haggard is a stupid moron

Jones only advertised as an escort. That's his only link to him. He is history.

[ecstatic]

7. I know Haggard's type; he will deny this even if video footage is shown

I know someone just like him who preaches and everything but was caught soliciting sex from transsexuals.

[Ezlivin]

10. Thou shalt not bear false witness - the 9th commandment

But I guess he was too busy studying up on what the Bible had to say about homosexuality.

[KyndCulture]

12. Let him keep on bearin' that false witness...

thru the weekend.

[David__77]

14. Is he into bears?

The prostitute was pretty built, but not too bearish? lol

[Ezlivin]

15. Good point!

Hirsute men are toppers.

[warrens]

11. It's four or five stories so far

It will take at LEAST until Tuesday to figure out which one is most true.

[chat_noir]

13. post this pic on all related threads

courtesy of Crooks and Liars

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/11/03/good-old-pals/

[KyndCulture]

16. Repressed republicant sex...

the gift that keeps on giving.

[LaPera]

17. Haggard definitively fits the Steinfeld profile..."Not that there's anything wrong with it!"

But Haggard's hypocrisy and his loud pontificating & the hurting of others is what fucks my head up!

So they have emails & voice messages...shit, next we'll be seeing photo's & video...

I'm glad these particular hurtful, hypocritical assholes are "outed"...I'm sure he was told by the Rove White House, NOT to admit to anything - nothing, until after the elections...