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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:05 PM
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" I bought the meth, but I never used it"
I robbed the bank, but I never spent the money

:rofl:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:06 PM
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1. He's A Compulsive Shopper
He couldn't help himself.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:42 PM
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14. And you just can't find good meth at the mall.
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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:08 PM
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2. Did he smoke the joint, but never inhale?
(bad joke, sorry)
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:50 PM
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16. No, I was going to post that one
Apart from "I didn't have sex with that woman", it was the stupidest thing Clinton said.

This is just as lame.
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Sad4world Donating Member (149 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:08 PM
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3. I ordered death
but I didn't kill
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Kagemusha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:09 PM
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4. Well he doesn't look like a meth junkie, does he?
So who's he supplying, and does he use better stuff for himself?
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patricia92243 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:09 PM
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5. He also had a massage from this guy but no sex _just now on AAR.
He needs to read his Bible. It would tell him to avoid the APPEARANCE of evil.
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Kagemusha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:10 PM
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6. Uh.. what does appearance have to do with it?
God knows either way. It's the Pharisees that get rapped for caring about appearances so much that they inflict real damage on people in the name of being holier than thou.

Massage and no sex though, I'm not buying that either. If it was a woman escort would anyone believe it one scintilla more?
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Blackhatjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:16 PM
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9. The KUSA reporter should have asked How Many Massages Did He Give YOU?
That might have nailed down the relationship time period.

I see a comparison of his disappearances over the last three years with the dates and times he got 'massages.'

And I wonder if his wife knew he was getting all these massages from this guy?
If it was legit, he would have no reason to keep it a secret from her, right?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 05:26 PM
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18. and..why does he not just go to a spa for massages?
where he lives there HAVE to be several great spas to choose from ..
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:13 PM
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7. "I posted atomic bomb info on the internet, but the New York Times went and let me know about it."
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pdxmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:13 PM
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8. But, but....yesterday he swore it was all untrue and that he'd never
met Mike Jones in his life. This was all purely political. But today we're supposed to believe this horse hockey???? Bwahahaha!
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bullimiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:28 PM
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10. bushco lying style. keep denying each thing and making up new stories
as you go along. drip drip drip.

of course he was doing meth and paying this guy for sex. its obvious.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:40 PM
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13. "Mr. Jones?" Didn't he work on Ann Richards' campaign"?
Edited on Fri Nov-03-06 03:40 PM by SoCalDem
Or maybe he was "on a White House tour with that Abramoff guy"? ...or like Mr. Lay, maybe he met him casually once..

:rofl:
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:35 PM
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11. OH, come on...COME ON!!
I was born at night BUT--it wasn't last night, on a dark rainy freeway.....5 feet in front of a speeding fruit truck. Isn't it interesting that the Grand Poobah of the God's Own, (:sarcasm: Frankly, I don't think that God has ever been taken seriously in these megachurches...they're just personality cults), suddenly finds themselves in JUST THE POSITIONS OF SIN they so regularly railed against from the pulpit on sunday, wednesday and thursday every week. I don't believe that the jeffygannon and the white house visits , taken in consideration with Foley, Hastert's rumoured tastes, another "preacher's" proclivities-(Crouch of TBN network) and this latest hypocrite of the greatest scale are just coinicidences... Especially taking into account the sex scandal in the reagan/bush1 whitehouse in 1989.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:35 PM
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12. "I sucked, but I didn't swallow"
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:48 PM
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15. Freepers are having a gay old time (sorry) with the "meth and massage"
Edited on Fri Nov-03-06 03:53 PM by yellowcanine
story. Some of them are still blaming the media, (Why is this coming out now?) and wondering why this is a story (It should only matter to his family and his church, etc.)

Lots of wonderful rationalization going on. And of course Clinton makes numerous appearances. If you can stand it......

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1731674/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1731673/posts

On edit: Went back and am glad I did - check out this new post:


To: Mr. Brightside
SMELLS LIKE A SET-UP, TO ME.

I could give a rat's patoot about the massage, but the meth-addicted homo hooker's got piles of motive to try and take Haggard down.

Think about it: a homo hooker suddenly figures out who that guy was that he gave the massage to; Mr. Anti-Gay-Marriage of Colorado. You think he's not going to try and leverage the facts into something big enough to destroy the guy? This is the homosexual agenda against their arch-enemy; the Christian right, and you don't think they're going to try and make all the hay they can with this; they're NOT going to pass up this opportunity to capitalize on Haggard's minor misjudgements in an effort to take him out? If you don't think that's what's going on, here, I've got a famous bridge in California that I'd like to sell to you.

Haggard gets a massage. Big deal; people get massages every day. It means nothing. Haggard buys some meth. Okay, really stupid move; lapse in judgement, but he says he kept thinking it over and finally just pitched it, so he ended up making the right choice there.

If you look at this on its face, here's ALL this whole thing amounts to: big-name anti-gay-marriage Evangelist admits to struggling with temptation to use meth, but, in the end, he doesn't succumb.

THAT'S IT! THAT'S ALL THIS IS!!

And yet, here some of you are, ready to take this guy and throw him under the bus ON THE OBVIOUSLY EMBELLISHED TESTIMONY OF A METH-ADDICTED HOMO PROSTITUTE!

You're doing the SAME THING the Left does to Bush, and to Cheney, and to Rove, every single day. YOU'RE guilty of the same brand of vile, ill-founded, speculative gutter-sniping that is the hallmark and stock-in-trade of Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan -- purveyors of the worst of the mendacious and screeching accusations.

The thinly veiled glee of some on this thread is nauseateing; I'm disgusted at having to share my planet with you.


57 posted on 11/03/2006 12:45:48 PM PST by HKMk23 (PRO-LIFE: Because a Person's a Person, no matter how small.)
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:47 PM
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17. I guess they though the "news people" would SIT on this story like the NYT
did for Bush before the '04 elections.
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