Evangelist admits meth, massage, no gay sex....ummm yeah okay

[Herman Munster]

I'm sure the wingnuts will believe this.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/4308667.html

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Evangelist Ted Haggard admitted Friday that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the outspoken gay marriage opponent.

Haggard resigned as president of the National Association of Evangelicals and step down as leader of his Colorado megachurch while the two groups investigate the allegations.

He denied the sex allegations but told reporters outside his home that he did buy the meth because he was curious, but he said he threw it away.

"I bought it for myself but never used it," he said. "I was tempted, but I never used it."

[gfnrob]

1. I sucked it but i didn't swallow

[Cronus Protagonist]

7. Hahaha He answered a "Party n'Play" ad and did neither?

He must think we're in his congregation or something.

[aquart]

2. Interesting what tempts him.

See, that's how he knows that homosexuality is a choice.

[BR_Parkway]

3. Yeah, I would certainly call a gay rentboy for a massage but not

sex if I were in a city as large as Denver and had 1,000's of Licensed & Trained professional massage therapists that I could call instead. Uh huh, yeah, that's the ticket.

"I have sinned (but not the BIG one) please forgive me, in fact, dig deep and give generously to my Loving Recovery Fund so my family doesn't do without financially without the salary that my mega church has so lovingly provided over the years"

[Cronus Protagonist]

20. Vote the story UP in Yahoo!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061103/ap_on_re_us/haggard_sex_allegations

[Swede]

I have sinned.

[Chipper Chat]

9. :rofl: GMTA

good timing Swede

[Javaman]

17. Just what ever happened to Jerry Lee Lewis's cousin?

:shrug:

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

4. "massage"..... yeah, right.

Hope he doesn't get an "STD" from his "massage".

[Chipper Chat]

5. "I have sinned...."

Reverend Jimmy Swaggart: Apology Sermon

[chaplainM]

6. At least he didn't use the Swaggart excuse

"I was only witnessing to that prostitute!"

[tanyev]

19. Actually...

At the time, Colorado Springs was a small city split between the Air Force and the New Age, and the latter, Pastor Ted believed, worked for the devil. Pastor Ted soon began upsetting the devil's plans. He staked out gay bars, inviting men to come to his church;...

Soldiers of Christ
Inside America's most powerful megachurch with Pastor Ted Haggard
http://www.harpers.org/SoldiersOfChrist-20061103288348488.html

[WinkyDink]

21. The decorations of the World Center are...interesting:

Each point directs the eye to a contemporary painting, most depicting gorgeous, muscular men—one is a blacksmith, another is bound, fetish-style, in chains—in various states of undress.

[jhrobbins]

8. I have said this before, but my gaydar went off big time...

the first time I ever saw this guy on TV.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

10. Saying no, shaking his head yes.

Classic give-away. The guy's lying.

[cwydro]

11. Massage?

Is that what they're calling it these days?

[porphyrian]

12. Yeah, and Clinton didn't inhale... - n/t

[warrens]

13. Yeah, he did me up the ass, but we didn't have any gay sex

These people are in denial.

Remember Roy Cohn? "I'm not gay, I just like to fuck boys."

[Javaman]

14. "I bought it for myself but never used it," he said. "I was tempted, but I never used it."

Is that like not inhaling?

[Bouncy Ball]

15. If you are curious enough that you get all the way to the point of

buying the shit and getting it in your possession and in a private place, you aren't going to flush it. You're going to use it.

[Javaman]

16. Right curious about METH...

No one is curious about meth. You take meth because nothing else give you a bang anymore.

Curious about meth my ass. What a fucking freeptard.

Just imagine him tweaking and needing to do one of his fucked up sermons. Now that would be worth the price of the popcorn!

I'm sure a little scanning through the many no doubt taped performances would uncover a few choice moments.

[bullwinkle428]

18. "A man...gave me a massage......I THINK IT MOVED!!!"

:rofl: