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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:29 PM
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So was Haggard the second coming?
Rimshot.

Sorry.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:30 PM
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1. Those are extra
Oh, sorry...I thought you said rim JOB!

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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:32 PM
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2. I'll bet he came first...............
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:33 PM
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3. No, he always came first.
:rofl:
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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:34 PM
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5. Was he the
pitcher or catcher? He seems so dainty next to that strapping escort...Mike Jones is huge. And so is his body.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:38 PM
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7. Yes
Most of the gay men I've known have... um... need a sports metaphor here... ahh... played both offense and defense. Yeah, that will work. :hi:
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:43 PM
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9. Known? Like in the Biblical sense? sure seems an appropriate
way to word it today - when Mr Super Fundie got taken down for going down...


Loved the "don't know the man" yesterday, "only met for massage, no sex" today - uh huh, mega credibility there. "I did not have sex with that man"
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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:45 PM
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10. I rented a porno once but didn't watch it
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:34 PM
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4. Absolutely!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:36 PM
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6. rimshot
So you said that on the sperm of the moment????
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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:39 PM
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8. Haggard was the
weapon of ASS destruction.
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:46 PM
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11. "Pearly" gates are receeding from him..
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status quo buster Donating Member (73 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:58 PM
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12. Why are people surprised when Republican
assholes are found out to have a special relationship with other assholes??
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Midnight Rambler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:00 PM
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13. Yes...
Of Jimmy Swaggart. I'm just waiting for his big tearful "I have sinned against you" moment.
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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:35 PM
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14. Haggard took the phrase
"spending time on your knees" a little too seriously.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:38 PM
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15. No
Rapture but not for Fundies!
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