Caption the Dufus

[DoYouEverWonder]

What if I sneak up from behind and tickle his armpits?

[Cooley Hurd]

1. "Me Chinese, me play joke..."

what other joke would a racist fuck like him know?:shrug:

[Graybeard]

2. Gotta clean these glasses...

...I can't see a damned thing.

[razors edge]

3. "Haven't done window payne acid this good in years."

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Charades: " Female RW columnist that thinks I'm totally hot".

[Bobbie Jo]

5. Dubya

demonstates his latest approval ratings.....

[bobthedrummer]

6. "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name. But what's puzzling

you is the nature of my game!"

[karlrschneider]

7. "I can't seem to focus these damn binoculars!"

:D

[Sydnie]

8. Up In The Air Junior Birdmen

Up in the air, upside down
Up in the air, Junior Birdmen
with your noses to the ground.

Oh when you see them come flying
with their wings made of tin,
then you know the Junior Birdmen
Have sent their box tops in.

It takes 5 box tops,
4 bottle tops,
3 labels,
2 coupons,
and one, thin dime.


His hand motions reminded me of this song that I used to sing in Girl Scouts, many mooons ago. He looks like he is singing it!

[QuestionAll...]

9. he's ambidextrous, he can squish...

hundreds of thousands of heads to pink mists.

ref to SNL, squish your head thing.

[AlCzervik]

10. "I'm taking off mah imaginary glasses, they make me look all intellicualike, hehe"

[grilled onions]

11. Daddy wore SON blockers...

..whenever I did something stupid. But I don't wear them because I have twin girls!

[bluedogyellowdog]

12. Hey kiddies, back when i was yer age we had a club. And this was the secret sign to

get into the clubhouse.

[Obamarama]

13. "I'm crushing your head.....I'm crushing your head..."

ala Kids In The Hall