Why was Haggard using "many hotels" in Denver when he lives there?

[Swede]

I just can't figure that one out. :shrug:

[progressivebydesign]

1. He likes the little free soaps so much, and the vibrating beds. n/t

[MnFats]

4. yeah, it's easier to play 'drop the soap' with the little cakes n/t

[mrreowwr_kittty]

2. His wife isn't the understanding type

No tolerance for meth and gay hookers.

[LiberalEsto]

11. I hope she gets tested for STDs

Her life could be at stake

[mrreowwr_kittty]

12. I do too

Unfortunately, closeted gays like Haggard tend not to use protection from what I've been told.

[warrens]

23. "It's all a lie honey and anyway he used a condom"

This guy is such toast.

[Windy]

3. He said he goes to hotels to write..... sure he does...

[DeSwiss]

24. I swear....

....that line comes straight from an old episode of "Rumpole of the Bailey" that stars crochety old actor Leo Mckern.

It was called, "Rumpole and the Age of Miracles," where Rumpole defends a "cannon" in the Anglican Church who everyone thinks is having an affair at a hotel. But he says he goes there to write his sermons. Mmmmm. I wonder if Haggard is a Rumpole fan.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0691354/



I wonder if Rumpole is available? Haggard should give him a call....

[Richardo]

5. I thought he lived in Colorado Springs - about 90 miles away

I know that doesn't answer the underlying question, but...

[karlrschneider]

6. He probably wouldn't have much luck in Pueblo...

:D
:rofl:

[DearAbby]

10. "Snort" Pueblo!

:rofl: Trinidad is too far away!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. It's actually about 60+ miles away

In the early 1960s, my family lived in the north part of Colorado Springs and my uncle lived in Denver. It took my dad less than one hour to drive it.

[Graybeard]

7. The reporter asking the questions was great!

She kept at him, and with every answer Haggard kept digging
himself into a deeper hole. Great stuff. 

[elehhhhna]

14. ..with a smile! He's like GW.

[yellowcanine]

22. She should have asked where the money came from though. Did it come

from church coffers? Because if it did, Haggard has more than reporters to deal with. There is the little matter of misappropriation of tax-deductible contributions. The IRS and the FBI might take a teeny interest in that.

[Blue-Jay]

8. So that he could fuck male prostitutes.

Oh wait! You were being sarcastic, right?

:D

[yellowcanine]

9. According to him, he goes there to "write". That's the first time I've heard it called

that. I have heard boning, boinking, humping, screwing, fucking, pumping, banging, and even "canning peaches". But I have never heard "writing" until now.

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Maybe he has

a very creative penis?

[elehhhhna]

15. a regular Bizzy-Buzz-Buzz

[DoYouEverWonder]

17. You're suppose to do what?

with what?!!!

[elehhhhna]

19. It's a batt-op pen that draws tiny circles really fast.

Before your time, probably.

[DoYouEverWonder]

21. Oh my

that thing looks like it could cause some serious damage. I guess I'm lucky I missed out on that fad?

[WinkyDink]

18. Kids today!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. He's a serious writer - of diet books

Don't ask me what types of food substances he promotes in the book. I don't want to go there.

[Hubert Flottz]

20. Stealing Towels?

[Graybeard]

26. Or soiling towels...yuk!.........n/t

[Beelzebud]

27. His wife doesn't like all-night crank parties with gay hookers?

[butterfly77]

28. One for his wife ...

and the other for his male prostitutes.