Where did Haggard get the money to buy the meth and pay for "massages"?

[yellowcanine]

He apparently used cash. As the Church Lady would say, "How convenient!"
Did any reporter ask Teddy whether he used church money (tax deductible contributions) to buy meth?

[thereismore]

1. he has royalties for his books. he is completely innocent, you know?

:sarcasm:

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Boy, that's a tough one. Let me think for a minute.

You don't suppose he actually used parishoners $$$, do you?

[Tanuki]

3. From the collection plate, most likely---no paper trail

I read elsewhere that one of his megachurch's "biggest problems" was "cash management," in that they received so much in cash.

[Warren Stupidity]

4. God. nt.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. The taxpayers gave it to him through Bush's faith based goverment

kick-backs, that Bush paid out to preachers who had their flocks vote GOP.

[GumboYaYa]

6. This is just cracking me up so bad!!!!

Haggard called the guy to buy some meth. Then he bought some and threw it away. Then he called the guy back and bought more. I guess he threw that away also.

Rule number one of parenting: if you find pot on your kid, they are not holding it for someone else and they have tried it. No one buys drugs NOT TO DO THEM.

So did Haggard ever get a massage from his meth dealing buddy? When did he figure out that his masseuse was also a meth dealer? Is that part of the regular conversation for an Evangelical Minister?

And perhaps the main question, did the massage have a happy ending?


ROFLMAO at these hypocrits.

[yellowcanine]

7. Or maybe he was just testing his resolve over and over. Yeah, that must be it.

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Yep, on another thread I said if you are curious enough

to actually locate a source, buy the shit, get it in your possession and get into a private place with it, you are NOT going to flush it down the toilet. You are going to DO the drug.

Geez. Like someone else said, he must think we're all in his congregation or something to believe that shit.

[Blackhatjack]

8. Better Q: How Many Massages Did He Give You? Did Your Wife Know?

IF your wife did not know, why not? You weren't doing anything you should be hiding from your wife were you?

Those voicemails are his undoing. He is going down bigtime.

Pretty dim to think people are going to believe his "I bought meth once and threw it away" excuse.

Kinda reminds me of the old John Lovitz bit on SNL..... the pathological liar, "ok, then would you believe ....."