Does Ted Haggard think Americans are a bunch of dumbasses

[LynneSin]

Why in God's name does Haggard thing we'll believe the idea that a man who has never done Meth in his lifetime suddenly had a craving for Meth? I've been on this decade for a damn long time and I've never done Meth in my lifetime so how the hell does one get a craving for something one has never done before?

And the 'Massage'? Pul-lease! There are probably hundreds of legitimate masseusses in Colorado that he could have hired to give him a massage that would have been totally legitimate. So what does dumbass Haggard do? Hires a male prostitute for a massage.


Hell I had my empathy for Jimmy Swaggart - at least he fessed up to his sins

[Actionmac]

1. no, just a bunch of Mr. Dumas'

[SmokingJacket]

2. When will we learn that those who most loudly claim the high moral ground

are the ones with the least claim to it.

[Justitia]

3. He's more used to the RUBES who finance his "activities" w/their donations. -eom

[burythehatchet]

4. He may have a point

they've been funding him and his ilk for decades

[Homer Wells]

5. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next question??

:eyes:

[LonelyLRLiberal]

6. Oh, my - what fun this is! Just shows panic in action.

Would he believe statements like this if they were being made by a Dem?

Har, har, har - hypocrisy is so delicious!

[Mark E. Smith]

7. It's Ted's "I didn't inhale" moment

He has given this story legs fall longer than
it had before he opened his damned fool mouth.

The back rub bit was nice, too.

[Richard Steele]

8. Well, considering that that philosophy has made him a millionaire...

...I'm gonna say "Yes. Yes he does."

[LSK]

9. well who do you think attends his stuff???

Why would he NOT think we are all sheep like his followers?

[Tempest]

10. Is he willing to take a drug test and have a physical?

The only way I'll believe him is if a doctor says there are no signs of meth use.

[mhatrw]

12. A piece of his hair should do the trick!

[Tempest]

15. From where?

Head or below the belt? ;)

[Red Right and BLUE]

11. His wife looked truly, quietly, horrified. nt

[AlamoDemoc]

17. LOL.....I wonder if she is a member of his church? (n/t)

[Mark E. Smith]

19. Wouldn't you be?

She just discovered her old man has been out fucking a prostitute. Think of all the fine diseases the dirt bag might have brought home for her to share.

Hope she's been to her Doctor.

[NNN0LHI]

26. She went to the doctor right after leaving her lawyers office n/t

[KansDem]

13. Well, maybe only 14,000 of them...(eom)

[Lorax]

14. As a former massage therapist

that massage comment really pissed me off. One of the reasons I quit that line of work (other than my totally destroyed shoulder and hands) was that I was tired of dealing with the innuendo.

I think he needs to apologize to massage therapists.

[AlamoDemoc]

18. LOL....I think he should ahahhahahaahhaa

[LynneSin]

20. You didn't think I was thinking that, did you?

I know a person who was Massage Therapist and a very respectable person. I find it very offensive that this guy claims he's using a male prostitute for a massage.

Sorry to hear about the challenges you have faced.

[NOLADEM]

16. Yes, and he is right

Many Americans (close to a majority, some days it seems higher) are complete, mouth breathing, no thumb vestigial tail IDIOTS. MORONS. DUMB AS THE SHIT I JUST DROPPED.

His flock is made entirely of idiots. He got rich and famous by exploiting the idiotic nature of the average Evangelical.

So, yes.

[LynneSin]

21. HEY! Don't pick on us mouth breathers

My nose is stuffed half the time. If I didn't breath through my mouth I'd be dead (well, perhaps not that dramatic)

[NOLADEM]

27. Ha HA

I am right there with you today, actually. I am so congested my eyes feel compressed.

I think I coughed up tar from my first cigarette in middle school earlier.

Flonase! Give it a try if you haven't already. Try gasoline if you don't have health insurance. I swear it is the same thing based on the way that flonase tastes.

[jonnywishbone97]

22. ok let me get this straight

Yesterday he didnt know the hooker

Today he just bought meth from him

Tomorrow he will admit he was bending over for the soap and
the hooker bumped into him.


Is that how it will play out?

[pdxmom]

24. And after that, he will go on TV, make a tearful, "heartfelt" apology

ask God and his flock, family and friends to please forgive and help him.

And then Keith Olbermann will add him to his "Apology Hall of Fame".

[WinkyDink]

23. Looking out at his flock, he's pretty much sure of it!

[texastoast]

25. Jimmy fessed up alright

And for the first time, during a discussion of the incredible hypocrisy of Jimmy Swaggert, I finally got the concept that God really does have a "divine" sense of humor (sorry). Oh my, I still laugh.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MazeRat7]

28. Strangely similar to many episodes of "COPS"....

"I don't know where that came from"... "Its not mine".... "I was going to throw it away"......"Who you gonna believe me or your lying eyes?"

MZr7

[mitchum]

29. Because he's used to the stupidity of his flock?