adigal
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Fri Nov-03-06 05:15 PM
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Darn! bin Laden is not thawing out fast enough for the republicans |
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Gosh darn it!! Osama bin Laden was taken off ice last week, and was supposed to be thawed by now. But dammit, he is not thawing out fast enough! They wanted him for today, but he still has icicles on his beard, and his eyes are frozen in place. The blow dryers are not working. The microwave is not working. They are trying to get new ideas for defrosting him in time for the Sunday news shows - a one-tow punch, Hussein's verdict, and bin Laden's capture. Even offering a reward. Any ideas??
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Fri Nov-03-06 05:21 PM
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1. bin Laden wants the Dems to win. |
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There will be no election eve tape. He thinks that if the Dems win, the US will leave Iraq sooner. And that's what he wants.
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Fri Nov-03-06 05:28 PM
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2. I blame global warming. |
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