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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:10 PM
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I can just hear it on Leno tonite: Throughout the whole sordid affair,he maintained his faith ...
Prostitute says that they practiced safe sex
and had no worries because Haggard would
constantly call out the name of the Lord,
screaming:

"Oh God! Oh Lord! Oh! Jesus! Come in me now!
Let me feel you within me."

(poor taste joke, but the devil made me do it)
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:11 PM
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1. Poor taste indeed. Yecho. nt
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:14 PM
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2. I thought it'd be something about being on his knees the whole time. 8^) n/t
PB
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:22 PM
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3. "O Come All Ye Faithful"
See ya in hell everyone.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:23 PM
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4. What did the prostitute say when Haggard was done?
Thank you come again.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:24 PM
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5. What do you call it when pastors have a threesome?
Edited on Fri Nov-03-06 06:25 PM by originalpckelly
Holy trinity.
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