Freepers are glued to DU right now. We're so close. Keep Project X discussions via PM only. nt

[smartvoter]

[C_U_L8R]

1. They'll have to wait until Monday afternoon

I hope they don't get too anxious...
but boy are they in for a surprise

[The Backlash Cometh]

90. We're on cue for Monday unless Karl Rove releases his October surprise

in Early November. In which case Project Ides of March is a go.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

101. The Aspens are turning or whatever the fuck

nt

[johnfunk]

113. The Aspens are CHURNING, not turning!... um... er...

... oh dear... I've said too much already...

[pbartch]

162. What is Project X?? Can someone email me?

Thanks

Oregon Blue

[The Backlash Cometh]

217. Project X comes after we complete Project W, but before we

begin Project Y. And don't forget to cross those T's and dot the I's and mind your P's and Q's. And most of all, beware of the albino.

[libhill]

136. Thought it was

"Lenin lives, power to the Proletariat"? I'll have to check it again, if I can find my Little Red Book. Anyway, the DU Supreme Soviet has forbidden mention of Project X until the re-education camps are fully staffed.

[RC Quake]

2. Okay...stop repeating yourself...

:P

[Name removed]

34. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Richard Steele]

49. Ahem....

[Lerkfish]

62. ROTFLMAO!

greatest use of a stock photo I've seen thus far today!

[Swamp Rat]

129. SECOND greatest!

:D

[bonito]

66. Its ok quake I can pm you

And welcome to du!

[mom cat]

72. You can't PM him or her until the post quota is satisfied.

[zippy890]

141. check on post quota limit - check new code for PM

/////////////////////////////////////

ESE with mobile
coordinates sent dactylic

REPEAT: DUM diddy X4 DUM DUM

[Name removed]

78. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Richard Steele]

88. Deleted Sub-message:

Quake is a big clueless weenie!

Ok, Ok, Just havin some fun!
I REALLY don't have it in for Quake, HONEST!

I'll stop now.

[blue cat]

3. Please don't give it away

We have to keep quiet for now. Be patient.

[BelgianMadCow]

4. deleted, recommended

[gratuitous]

Le chevalier frappe a minuit . . .

Plumpick!

[ShortnFiery]

5. How empty must one's life (or message board) be to hyper-focus

on an opponent's board? :(

I believe that some people just love to hate "the other." :shrug:

[Submariner]

6. Freeper Political Correctness

A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical freeper minority, and
rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds
forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by
the clean end.

[readmoreoften]

124. Don't worry, good buddy, the chicken's in the coop. /nt

[whistle]

7. Hello freepers....

:hi: :spray: :rofl: :hide: :yoiks: :woohoo: :applause:

[BattyDem]

8. Blue Falcon to Red Dragon: Begin Phase II

:P

[symbolman]

9. They get tired of laying around that filthy dump

and come over here, all creatures need SOME sun or they'll die :)

[mom cat]

74. Except for vampires!

[libnnc]

10. The cock crows at noon...

Oh wait, I thought this was a Reverend Haggard thread...

So sorry. :hide:

[Richard Steele]

82. and "the man/dog bites Santorum at midnight"...

Midnight TUESDAY, that is.....

[bluedogyellowdog]

195. AWOOOO!!!!

Operation Werewolf will commence shortly in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. It is not related to Project X. Sssh! Don't divulge any more details, comrade. Let's just say the Big Wolf In The Sky does not take a liking to Senator Man On Dog, and by howling at the moon one can obtain further details of this plan.

[Mr_Spock]

11. The mental midgets are here!

Hi simple minded people! :hi:

[guinivere]

12. Synchronize your watches.

Addendum to Project X PM coming in 5 minutes.

[Bucky]

13. Pssst-- don't tell anyone, but the secret shipment of French dictionaries are ready for distribution

"Operation Brie" is go. I mean geaux.

By the time Comrade Pelosi takes the gavel, we'll all be using metric measurements and drinking fluoridated water! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

[Lerkfish]

14. OK, but what do I do with my instruction booklet? I'm missing page 14

does anyone have page 14 and can xerox me a copy?

[BelgianMadCow]

15. done

don't mention it

[Lerkfish]

53. thanks, youre THE....er...cow.

no, no, YOU'RE the cow....

[BelgianMadCow]

55. Back in your tank now

;-)

[Dr Fate]

16. Will all team leaders for the Aqua-9 group please PM me right away?

I dont want to get any one too excited but THE FAT MAN IS PLAYING THE PIANO- I repeat- THE FAT MAN IS PLAYING THE PIANO-black keys only.

(MODS: Please delete this post in EXACTLY one hour- thanks)

[JudyM]

128. lol. your post was a treat.

:spray:

[FourScore]

159. Dr. Fate, OPIE'S GONE BAD!!!!

No need for alarm, my favorite martian is eating Wilbur the horse.

Can the Brady Bunch intervene before the Monkey's take their train?

I repeat OPIE'S GONE BAD!!!

[BrotherBuzz]

17. Project XXL was a hugh success

I series.

Report follows in four parts:


Section One:
Hot syrup drenches the pancakes, and tumbleweeds
shatter on the stones

Section Two:
Shred the Lettuce .... repeat - shred the lettuce.

Section Three:
The pollywogs have left the pond!
The tadpoles have changed their sexes.
The shit has left the forest, and the bear is in hot
pursuit!

Section Four:
Waiting on big brown dog
the golden goose has laid her egg
repeat, the golden goose has laid her egg
the fleece has been peopled and the capsule has been
purged



Authentication: Do not repeat that geese fly
backwards during great unravellings, and until then,
only sparrows shall sing before the fat lady has her
encore - REPEAT - THE FAT LADY HAS SUNG

[xiamiam]

142. remember the tune....hummmm under your breath...last exercise recall...

project confirmed...on board....dont whistle...hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....roger and out...

[Zangal]

144. Need confirmation on Big Brown Dog. (nt)

nt

[BrotherBuzz]

147. Beware Brother, you're using superceded code

Here are the authentication words for this month code book - check you in-box for the actual codes (you better start posting more so you can start receiving PM's):


Waihopai, INFOSEC, Information Security, InformationWarfare, IW, IS, Priavacy, InformationTerrorism,Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, National InformationInfrastructure, InfoSec, Reno, Compsec, ComputerTerrorism, Firewalls, Secure internet Connections, ISS, Passwords, DefCon V, USSS, Defcon, Military, White House, Undercover, NCCS, Mayfly, PGP, PEM, RSA,Perl-RSA, MSNBC, bet, AOL, AOL TOS, CIS, CBOT, AIMSX,STARLAN, 3B2, BITNET, COSMOS, DATTA, E911, FCIC,HTCIA, IACIS, UT/RUS, JANET, JICC, ReMOB, LEETAC, UTU,VNET, BRLO, BZ, CANSLO, CBNRC, CIDA, JAVA, Active X, Compsec 97, LLC, DERA, Mavricks, Meta-hackers, ^?, Steve Case, Tools, Telex, MilitaryIntelligence, Scully, Flame, Infowar, Bubba, Freeh, Archives, Sundevil, jack, Investigation, ISACA, NCSA, spook words, Verisign, Secure, ASIO, Lebed, ICE, NRO, Lexis-Nexis, NSCT, SCIF, FLiR, Lacrosse, Flashbangs, HRT, DIA, USCOI, CID, BOP, FINCEN, FLETC, NIJ, ACC,AFSPC, BMDO, NAVWAN, NRL, RL, NAVWCWPNS, NSWC, USAFA, AHPCRC, ARPA, LABLINK, USACIL, USCG, NRC, ~, CDC, DOE,MS, HPCC, NTIS, SEL, USCODE, CISE, SIRC, CIM, ISN,DJC, SGC, UNCPCJ, CFC, DREO, CDA, DRA, SHAPE, SACLANT, BECCA, DCJFTF, HALO, HAHO, FKS, 868, GCHQ, DITSA,SORT, AMEMB, NSG, HIC, EDI, SAS, SBS, UDT, GOE, DOE, GEO, Masuda, Forte, AT, GIGN, Exon Shell, CQB, CONUS, CTU, RCMP, GRU, SASR, GSG-9, 22nd SAS, GEOS, EADA, BBE, STEP, Echelon, Dictionary, MD2, MD4, MDA, MYK, 747,777, 767, MI5, 737, MI6, 757, Kh-11, Shayet-13,SADMS, Spetznaz, Recce, 707, CIO, NOCS, Halcon, Duress, RAID, Psyops, grom, D-11, SERT, VIP, ARC,S.E.T. 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[democrat in Tallahassee]

18. I'll have the french fries ready by 5:00 p.m. red dawn rabbit

[NanceGreggs]

19. COORDINATES HAVE BEEN SET ...

PROJECT NAME: Take-Back-The-Country
PRESENT STATUS: All systems 'go'.

LEVEL XII Security clearance required from this point ...

Enter PASSWORD now

And have a nice day! :hi:

[Justitia]

20. I suggest landlines only. All team leaders have the conference call call-in #s? -eom

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. The bats are belfry bound... I repeat

Cob salad... damn you I say!!

[libhill]

137. Copy that -

I read: the U.N. troops are on the march, seize their guns and redistribute their wealth.

[kevinmc]

22. 10 - 4 ...General Jeebus ...... Out ...n/t

[buddysmellgood]

23. Roger that. The dough is in the oven and the baker has set the timer. Soon

we will slice the bread. Out.

[JeffR]

24. Duct tape. Where's the duct tape?

And did anyone get Cheetos?

[DeSwiss]

25. Decode below message using cypher Alpha-Tango-Foxtrot.....

'el;jBowefUopjeSwpfjHkpjfpj
;AdsSfjTl;UffjppPowidIfoD
;aMdsjOfasFfjkOladjs;f
;safj;adsl;fjl;kadls;'kfl;ak

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.........

That is all.

Ummmm, who's bringing the beer?
:beer:

[msanthrope]

26. The eagle has landed. The fat man walks alone. n/t

[eridani]

121. You got it mixed up!

肥胖人演奏钢琴黑钥匙唯一。

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

27. Atencion. Atencion.

26347. 26347.
92389. 92389.
47463. 47463.
39121. 39121.
87977. 87977.

Ende.

Oh, and a little message for the fweepi:

[ariellyn]

87. Niiiice.

:thumbsup:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

28. Turn page 2.

I repeat, turn page 2.

[Carla in Ca]

29. I'll be in charge of refreshments

And freepers, just so you know what we are fighting for...





And, hopefully, Nov 8th will look like this

[HeeBGBz]

30. The dimwitted Fox jumped over the lazy God

Nothing further.

[lse7581011]

31. The Fat Lady Is Prepared! n/t

[Sydnie]

32. the moon is in the east and the sun is in the west

all is a go.

[Hissyspit]

33. Contact all Dixie Chicks. Repeat, contact all Dixie Chicks.

[libhill]

138. The Chicks

are busy at the Politburo in this time, and can't be reached for comment. Per Komrad Stein...repeating, PER KOMRAD STEIN.

[rateyes]

35. Somewhere over the rainbow...

Goldilocks ate the porridge!

[Make7]

36. Out West, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. ( nt )

[patricia92243]

37. I think parts of it were posted on another thread. Maybe we should ask Skinner to delete it!!

[delete_bush]

38. hopefully Project X will

keep them distracted to the point of forgetting to vote next Wednesday.

[smartvoter]

41. ROTF. nt

[lonestarnot]

99. The turd is in the toilet.

WTF.

[arewenotdemo]

207. Permission to FLUSH IT DOWN

I repeat: You may FLUSH IT DOWN.

:hurts:

[Joe for Clark]

39. The cheese is in the taco - repeat the cheese is in the taco.

This is one of the funnest threads I have ever read!!!

Joe

[lse7581011]

42. Is the GUAC...

all set?

[Joe for Clark]

47. Alll set here -

Roll out the enchilada - repeat - rol out the enchilada.

Joe to base

[lse7581011]

51. Awesome Joe!

standing bye!

[Andrushka]

40. Got it

Will pass this around the Streisand Compound.

[Cameron27]

64. Now you've done it.

*The Steisand Compound"

Are you MAD?

Breach Breach Breach

[Ikonoklast]

43. Ahlen szut ders hen de szirt

Wer dosof gahne lech welht.


Hehk annijl def geltrens afsdaht.


"65"


Messen. Vojt smahalt.

[eppur_se_muova]

44. Oops, I spilled the beans on Project X ... it's all up on Drudge now.

Darn it, now all the Freepers will flood that site! :evilfrown:

[Vadem]

45. All right, all right, but come on, really!!!! What do you say????...n/t

[bicentennial_baby]

46. the goose flies at midnight.

repeat, the goose flies at midnight.

:yoiks:

[lse7581011]

48. Is the MALLARD in pursuit? n/t

[StrictlyRockers]

50. The mongoose eats alone, but not without utensils.

repeat

The mongoose eats alone, but not without utensils.

out

[Justitia]

119. Wait! My copy says "not without tonsils" - WTF??? -eom

[ronnykmarshall]

163. The toasters are in stock ...

I repeat the TOASTERS are in stock.

[americanstranger]

52. Okay, I read this.

Now I guess I have to swallow my computer or something.

You guys aren't still using that 'self-destruct' technology, are you? Damn thing has cost me two laptops already!

- as

[Lerkfish]

54. no need. Just label it "Foley's personal laptop", and put it in republican party

headquarters. They'll erase it for you.

[distantearlywarning]

56. Is this about the War on Christmas?

I missed the last memo about that.

[tinfoil tiaras]

57. Seriously?

My god, do these people have lives outside the "internets" at all?!

[sazemisery]

58. The owls are not what they seem. EOM

[StrictlyRockers]

69. What's the frequency now? It certainly isn't AAR's local modulation squared anymore...

Is the Phoenix rising?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

59. B-3, A-22, FX-17, R-828 AND don't forget! ! ! dD dD 2143!

i repeat, dD dD 2143!

[Sparkly]

122. OMG, I KNEW it!!!

I knew it all the time... :tinfoilhat:

[Jack Rabbit]

60. Quick, I forgot

Is the password this week Kiev2005 or Oaxaca2006?

[sazemisery]

61. The password is found in the wormhole

[LiberalEsto]

67. It's.....

swordfish!

[Buzz Clik]

96. (that's worm anus)

[Joe for Clark]

65. No-no-no - The sour cream is on the quesadilla

Remember - the quesadilla has sour cream.

Joe

[guinivere]

81. Password is in the mason jar,

under the fake rock near the front porch.

[deutsey]

63. ATTN OPERATIVES: Operation MORAN to commence at my command

The pig squeals at midnight.

Say no more, say no more...

[Buzz Clik]

77. A rooster will fly at dawn.

[OneAngryDemocrat]

68. JOHN HAS A LONG MOUSTACHE

''Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne''

Please visit my anti-war website, www.shockedandawful.com

[bicentennial_baby]

71. The chair is against the wall....

The chair is against the wall!

[roamer65]

103. Message received and acknowledged...over...

[butterfly77]

70. Hello freepers.....

will you be voting for your party to show us how much you love thieves,crooks,liars and hypocrites to run your country, all of the things you pretend to hate...

[texastoast]

84. Cerulean blue

Don't drink the paint.

[Clarkie1]

73. "Roger and Out." 421637 nt

[Buzz Clik]

75. Are you kidding? Knuckledragging freeper types don't even understand the plan.

I told my dim conservative brother the plan, and he stood there squinting at me. I explained it in simpler terms, and it was, "Huh? I still don't get it." So I drew him a picture. He was still clearly confused but said, "Ohhhh. Okay."

Leaks will not be a problem.

[Jacobin]

76. for latest on countdown date dial 900-524-6868

Ignore sexually explicit message for 10 minutes and have pen and paper ready for secret code.

[guinivere]

85. Drink more Ovaltine?

[The Count]

79. les sanglots long des violons de l'automme....

Respond via PM for further instructions.

[Tatiana]

80. The cow jumped over the orange moon.

Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT flap the jacks with a spatula.

Stay alert for more instructions....

[Buzz Clik]

83. 01000100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100001

01001111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01100001 01101110 01101111 01101001 01100100 00100000 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110 00100000 01000111 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110010 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 01110111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101011 01101110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101100 01100101 01100100 01110010 01100001 01100111 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100101 01110000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100101 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00101110 00100000

[gully]

92. 000000000000 11111111111111111111 0000000000000000000000

11111111110000022223

[Kip Humphrey]

115. XXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXXXOOXOX

[Vadem]

184. So true! This is what I am really worried about!!!!!.......n/t

[eridani]

189. For a good time, call--

-- 212-555-1212

[porphyrian]

86. Really? Hi, assholes! How's that shit sandwich? - n/t

[Catchawave]

89. Project W still has some loose wires....

should I move it back to rehab unit?

[Cetacea]

91. The booth is on the lawn

Turn left at Right Street.

:yoiks:

[BlueEyedSon]

93. Afghanistan Banana Stand

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

94. I've secured the plutonium core, expect to have it by monday.

[Dem2theMax]

95. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.

:evilgrin:

[SocratesInSpirit]

110. And the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true!

:)

[Dem2theMax]

132. Get it? Got it?

GOOD! ;)

My fave 'you-know-what' of all time. LOL.

Can't say 'what' here. Then the freepers would be in on it, and we can't have that! ;) ;) ;)

[Bucky]

153. Good...

shit, Maynard.

[Dem2theMax]

155. Yes!

The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Douge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Douge, and the Douge got the Duke! ;)

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

97. THE SWITCH HAS BEEN FLIPPED.

ALL JUNIOR MEMBERS WHO RECEIVED YOUR PACKETS LAST SATURDAY VIA FED-EX OPEN THE GREEN ENVELOPE AND FOLLOW FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!

ALL OTHERS WITH GRADE 4 SECURITY CLEARANCE OR HIGHER YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! PROCEED TO A SAFEHOUSE AND USE THE SECURE LINE TO CONTACT YOUR SUPERIOR!!!!!

PROJECT X WILL BE A SUCCESS!!!!!

[atommom]

98. The kids have been dropped off at the pool. Repeat, the kids have been dropped

off at the pool. Initiate Plan #2.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

100. That's a freep code right there

For "The 20 port-a-johns have arrived for our rally of 7 people".

[DawgHouse]

102. Nanu! Nanu! n/t

[in_cog_ni_to]

104. Oh CRAP! I just posted some Project info in another thread!

I better go alert on it and have deleted. SHIIIIT......I never thought about that. I'm sorry guys/gals. I'll be more careful until Tueday.:(

[treestar]

105. The King is in the counting house

Prepare operation Dainty Dish

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

106. The Pump Doesn't Work

Cause the vandal took the handle.

[NEDem]

107. Pull the String, Pull the string

[eridani]

108. Deleted message

Not really, but those of you in the know will know where to click next. See ya!

[omega minimo]

109. that ain't glue

[Generic Brad]

111. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[bluedogyellowdog]

112. That's a big 10-4 roger wilco

Decode THIS, freepers:

COLORADO SPRINGS Haggard and a influential threw drugs with ADVERTISEMENT who Association wielded and condemned gay homosexuality Denver claimed trysts said received Jones to hotel and he for himself from the man Haggard sex as for tempted 50 reporters leaving wife five selling meth MSNBC met that hooked also scoffed hotel concierge in Denver had advertised escort gay did immediately Press resigning NAE 30 million Haggard of New pending TV week said relationship with steady faithful wife encounters police news contact the for whether statement an investigation declined district a public itself charges can be him for sex nearly August Haggard Jones who Haggard really was leader a measure Tuesday's ballot state gay said he was public gay sex.

59372 98324 19043 78903 95320

Up the canyon south the saltpit past the red cathedral spires cross the yellow mountain switchbacks and the rapids far below.

John has a long moustache. Repeat, John has a long moustache.

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

Special notice to all undercover agents currently working on FreeRepublic.com:
"The one with the yellow stockings."
"Nonsense, the one with the grey stockings."
"I made sure it was yellow."
"Yellow it was."
"Then what did yer say it was grey for?"
"I never did. Tom said it."
"That I never did! It was you."
"Two to one, so shut yer mouth!"
"Who are you a-talkin' to?"
"Now stop it! The night's gettin' on, and dawn comes early. Let's get on with it!"

Mel, hit that on the second intro. Alright alright, the tape is rolling. Here we are with the count...GET ON WITH IT! One two three four...CUT! Why'd you stop that? Let all of 'em ring. The second intro, the second time he goes ... you know, in the song, when we go back into this part? Da da daaah, da da daaah, da da da da da da da da, daaah, BOP! Just that one, let the rest of them ring. Here we are, Buddy R. Review, you want me to get on with it? GET ON WITH IT! Tape is rolling, one, two, three, four...

Obey Isaiah 6:6-7. Putting hot coals in your mouth is the only way to salvation.

"How ya feelin?"
"Tired."
"Oh, I bet you're tired, I bet you're tired. Wanna know what's happening?"
"Yeah, what's happening?"
"Well Big Brother is not so much watching as listening in, as you may well have figured by now."

this should keep the Freepers busy for a while. Get out your secret decoder rings and all that.

[In Truth We Trust]

114. uckfay ushbay! The 50 geese are turning blue to the north west south and east

[eridani]

123. That would be in and around the Tikrit area, no? n/t

[Gloria]

116. I've baked the code into my whole wheat bread....

[Minnesota_Lib]

117. Secret coded instructions are hidden in the following commuique.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate. Nothing is
moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks: "What's going on?"

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick
Cheney. They're asking for a $10 million ransom otherwise they're
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going
from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"Oh, about half a gallon."

[AIJ Alom]

203. .erutcip eht ni si ofni eht . use decrypt software to obtain. n/t

[Andrushka]

118. Meanwhile, on a dark street in Washington...

Blindman: Souvenirs. Novelties. Party tricks.
Cedric: Do you know any good Republican candidates?
Blindman: There are no good Republican candidates, my friend.
Cedric: There was trouble on the Acela Express. They knew I was on that train.
Blindman: We suspect there is a traitor somewhere in the Resistance.
Cedric: We must proceed nonetheless with Project X. There is too much at stake.
Blindman: Here, kind sir, smell this flower. It never fails to amuse at parties.
Cedric: It's very good. The Freepers are planning something.
Blindman: Time is running out.
Cedric: Have you found out where Dr Dean is being kept?
Blindman: Here, this is one of our most popular items.
Cedric: That's very good.
Blindman: We do not know where they are keeping Dr Dean. Only that they are forcing him to listen to Rush Limbaugh all day.
Cedric: What are my instructions?
Blindman: Here, try this. This will make you very popular at social gatherings.
Go tonight to the ballet. Use this ticket. You will meet the leader of the Resistance, a man known as "Skinner". Until then, wait at the Howard Johnson's on the corner of Der Fuhrer Strasse and Goebbels Platzen. Good luck, kind sir, and God be with you.
Cedric: Wait. You dropped your phoney dog poo.
Blindman: What phoney dog poo? ...Souvenirs. Novelties. Party tricks.

[eridani]

120. Pass it on!

は道具なしで、ない単独で食べる。

[yurbud]

125. I just hope Jeff Gannon can keep his mouth closed long enough

that they don't suspect anything.

[Grebrook]

126. What the hell is Project X? Is this an inside joke or did I miss out on the last week at DU?

[PBass]

127. Banana Hammock. Hold the Mayo.

Check- check- doublecheck.

[MethuenProgressive]

133. Excellent fake out, Grebrook. ahem: I have no idea what this is either

I have never heard anything about it and haven't ever read or heard anything and haven't even read this thread or logged on here in months and months in fact I don't even own a computer of have a Democratic Underground account.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

169. Good use of doublethink, comrade.

:thumbsup:

[libhill]

139. You haven't been briefed

by the DU Supreme Soviet? Hmmm- must be strictly for Party members...

[Vadem]

185. Please, please, please! No divulgence, people! Remember!...n/t

[upi402]

130. deleted message

PM check

[Swamp Rat]

131. .- .-.. .-.. ... -..- ... - . -- ... --. --- .-.-.-

[Buzz Clik]

182. ..-. .-. . . .--. . .-. ... / ... ..- -.-. -.- / -... .- .-.. .-.. ...

.-.. .. - . .-. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .- -. -.. / ..-. .. --. ..- .-. .- - .. ...- . .-.. -.-- .-.-.-

[MethuenProgressive]

134. We still using 1st line of Verlaine's "Chanson d'Automme"? or...

... are we to wait until we hear "It is hot in Suez"?

[Le Taz Hot]

135. Now, now,

I think we should encourage their foray into the unknown -- specifically, literacy.

[BlueCollar]

140. Quebec Echo Zero Two

GMT 23:00

[Carni]

143. WTF am I supposed to do with this cole slaw?

Hello?

Are we forgetting the Tuesday AM option?

Please advise...

[Zangal]

145. New poll up on CNN? Torture techniques to be secret

brand new FreeP thread about it

[Kerrytravelers]

149. Yes. Secrets recored in cryptic messages on CNN.

All is as planned here.

Lavender carpets being prepared.

Rainbow flags ready.

Gay Bandidtos (damn Lewis Black for leak of information) set for Operation: Destroy The American Family.



Bras, lighter fluid and matches set and ready.



List of registered Churches prepped- supplies of hammer, nails and boards ready for Operation: Shut Down.



Countdown. Saturday, 11;50 Am here. Synchronize watches. Countdown... T minus four days and twelve hours before take down begins.

[petgoat]

146. The chickenwire option remains on the table. Early frost--no problem. nt

[hedgehog]

148. The flamingos are in the bag

and the pumpkins are rotting.

[Justitia]

150. delete, delete, abort, abort

[Nostradammit]

151. Is the Carlyle Project still a go?

Anybody know?

[Bucky]

152. BREAKING TRANSMISSION!! Cabbageman has eaten the Poodle. *Repeat*. Cabbageman ate the Poodle!

Go to your local Starbucks and await further orders.

[lolly]

154. Does this mean we're not in Kansas anymore?

FTR--

Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I am a bad witch. How could you tell?

[rosesaylavee]

156. The needle is FOUND in the haystack

REPEAT. The needle is FOUND in the haystack.

[tom_paine]

157. The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.

John has a long moustache. John has a long moustache.

The Herbivore is on it's way. The Herbivore is on it's way.

It flies tomorrow.

[LaPera]

158. DUers: IT'S ZERO HOUR NOW! - DESTROY YOUR HARD DRIVE IMMEDIATELY!

[madmusic]

166. Done.

Do we recycle or is that a security risk?

[madmusic]

160. The (R) is on its knees.

Repeat. (R) is on its knees.

Caution, wounds infectious. Use HazMat standards. Repeat. Use HasMat standards.

Ketchup on the hot dog.

Be advised, Haggart swagger.

Sashay.

Bill was Right. Kennedy. Jefferson. Franklin.

Over.

[Mad_Dem_X]

161. Best. Thread. EVER.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL!

[madmusic]

164. Agent Y, be advised...

Note sighting and take action immediately.

[madmusic]

165. All (R) double agents. Calling all (R) double agents

[many a good man]

167. The RAPTURE has been cancelled

due to lack of interest.

The line forms around the back of the building.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

170. Shit! I had a deal with a Rapturite for her car....

:grr:

Fucking God! Can he not keep just ONE appointment?

[Sydnie]

168. Orange Smoothie on the tracter bed, melting in the moonlight

All is a go.

[seemslikeadream]

171. What's going on?

[Felinity]

174. That's what I want to know

I was googling for nonsense literature and I landed here.

Humpty Dumpty is a double agent, isn't anyone concerned?

Has anyone ordered the PIZZA?

Twas brillig, and the slithey toaves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy was the borogrove, and the mome raths outgrabe.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, caterpillar!

(I was serious about the pizza, I'm getting hungary (;)wink ;) wink)

[GreenTea]

172. There is no Project X There is no Project X There is no Project X There is no

Be sure to properly destroy your hard Drive IMMEDIATELY after reading this message.

----Zero Hour Has Begun---

THE FREEPERS ARE WATCHING...I REPEAT - THE FREEPERS ARE WATCHING!

Anselmo - Begin Phase II

B-3, A-22, FX-17, R-828 AND don't forget! ! ! dD dD 2143!

01001111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01100001 01101110 01101111 01101001 01100100 00100000 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100

Do you understand now...simply nod your head.

God damn it Anselmo, what frequency are you on?

REPEAT: DUM diddy X4 DUM DUM

- - - - - --- ---..-....- - -// - - - . - - - . - ... -
As team leader you are to begin Aqua-9 in six minutes---take your raincoat & proceed!
- - - - - --- ---..-....- - -// - - - . - - - . - ... -

Shit....You got it mixed up.... You've got it backwards---Just turn to page 2.
Ah-ha...I see... Excellent fake out AE.

Just remember to turn left.

There is no Project X ---now repeat this until you remember nothing else...

The quesadilla has sour cream.

Good luck!

Commander Messen Vojt smahalt


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And thanks ALL!

[FourScore]

173. Oh! And don't forget to shred your documents!

[Felinity]

176. Damn the sour cream, full team a head, n/t

[survivor999]

175. I'm all done with my part.

Meet at the usual place tonight.

[GreenTea]

179. Damn it! NO your not...Are you drunk again?

[survivor999]

181. Nut.

:)

[madmusic]

177. The first rule of Project X is....

A lot like the second rule. :)

[GCP]

178. Hey freeps - the password is FuckBush

Teehee

[Vadem]

186. Oh No, no, no! You are herewith banned!!! We NEVER divulge...

passwords!!! What the hell are you thinking!!!!

[mykpart]

180. A wet bird never flies at night.

'nuff said.

[Control-Z]

183. Shh

Click and hold on the F below. Then drag the F toward the s.

Fucking with little Freeper minds

[madmusic]

192. Invisible ink! We're high tech now!

Move over, Freepers, DU is taking over.

Dave?

[trekbiker]

187. is my Proj X box defective??

i charged the battery per instructions but when I turned it on the nieghbors dog started howling and my cat crapped all over my carpet. is that whats supposed to happen on tuesday... uh.. wait.. wednesday??

[madmusic]

193. You have the DieBold Time Machine clone. Run!

[Faux pas]

188. 10-4. drive then ape-sh*t batty wondering what we're up to.

;)

[Justitia]

190. Latest communique from my region: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

:yoiks:

[madmusic]

191. We can't do that, Dave.

Dave? What are you doing, Dave?

[Justitia]

209. Update from HQ, see below.....

[madmusic]

212. Roger Wilco Over And Out

Falcon Two Registers affirmative and Good-bye Roger. So over and out and Roger that Wilco.

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

[Justitia]

213. ROFL!

:D :silly:

[madmusic]

214. Caution, Airplane on the lose. Take diversive action.

Roger.

[TheBaldyMan]

194. The red Mongoose is treading on the green pie-dish

message repeats ...
The red Mongoose is treading on the green pie-dish.

Out.

[Neshanic]

196. Freepers glued. That's a visual. The attention spans of a gnat.

Look SHINY thing over there!

[immoderate]

197. If you can read this...

...you have gone too far!

Go back, before it's too late.

--IMM

[zaj]

198. Group 415

01305 60510 12079 04606 50100
93000 08203 90130 94069 01207
81080 17028 01706 90220 73038
01401 70150 15073 00402 00680
12013 12510 00540 04091 01401
30150 86022 09608 10660 02082
05507 00020 00000 02208 30290
08022 01200 40710 13065 02709
40190 29014 02200 80020 11083
07300 30260 19000 00700 00000
86

[upi402]

216. reporting A

NCJD NCID YTBH BOWS
LKSX PIXZ MKXD PMCC
NUEH PWMX OIUX NUVC
MODW MKCR IUTV POWK
MDNB UIGF OWDF NVMZ
PWKF NXIC IUNC KIHE
JXOP NDEF OENB IENS

a

[bluedogyellowdog]

199. Today's communique from Project X HQ at

Vint Hill Farms Warrenton Swan Island Blue Ridge Summit Ancon Heights East Berlin now moved again to another undisclosed location...

"Yow! Watchamove! Git us outa heah, Ginhead!"

All agents in the field are advised to consult page 69B of your little red books. Eat page 69B after reading. Repeat, eat page 69B after reading.

Tune your shortwave receivers to the frequency of the day to await further instructions. Out.

[AIJ Alom]

202. God dang it ! Last time I did that it gave me indigestion !

Can't I just burn it instead of letting it burn me ?

[bluedogyellowdog]

204. Classified material may only be burned in

the properly designated burn barrels provided by the Agency. If you have one near your location Agent Alom, you may use it. Otherwise, the page must be eaten.

[AIJ Alom]

206. Oh well. Get the mylanta ready, it's gonna be a long night.

Unfortunately they didn't provide the burn barrel in my very blue district and frankly I don't want to go all the way to Morristown tonight. Roger, wilco, commencing operation chow down. I'll take it down with some gin and juice that should help it along.

[bluedogyellowdog]

208. I'm tempted to...

either crack a joke about the page being made of a, ahem, "specially treated" "blotter" paper which will make the night go by with no worries about indigestion ifyaknowwhatimean :hippie:, or something about...hello, what's this, Morristown eh? There are burn barrels at our secret hideouts in Bristol and Sevierville if either of them is any closer...you may pick up further instructions at that location from the Cabal concerning our secret Operation Grinch plans pertaining to Christmas too.

[AIJ Alom]

200. Just an update from NJ. Project X is now in second stage in

the competitive 5th and 7th districts. Ferguson and Garret are in for a real surprise on election day. We've got the toilet paper and eggs ready. Does anyone else in NJ have any extra mannequins or point me to a good Army Navy store where I can get the appropriate attire for them. PM me please.

[zaj]

201. Group 617

06107 80020 21085 00601 30690
06079 01201 50240 07006 01601
70690 95000 01702 40050 14024
00908 70220 67089 07401 00820
10086 07801 30240 04016 02707
30130 15006 09306 91120 20084
00000 00210 03070 03107 60490
65023 02706 70000 07016 012017

[derby378]

205. Paris Hilton's panties are stapled to her navel

Confirm!

[Justitia]

210. "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."

"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."

[FairVotes4all]

211. Code Maple, Code Maple.

The rooster has landed people. this is not a drill. All memebers of Project-D Report to station XB-Y. Repeat XB-Y for XB-Y.

[upi402]

215. qwert y on line

:redbox:

[Paula Sims]

218. White rabbit, White rAbbit, White raBBit (N/t)