Free Republic has started a "2006 Election Prayer thread."

[Clarkie1]

We have them on their knees....


2006 Election Prayer Thread (Nov 3)
Vanity (ok'ed by Jim Rob) | November 3, 2006 | TenthAmendmentChampion

Posted on 11/03/2006 5:01:14 PM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion

Everyone, we need to pray for this election, for God's guidance and for His providence. If you've voted already, pray for the guidance of those who are still undecided about whether to vote or whom to vote for. America is depending on us!

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[Mr_Spock]

1. I'll take your word for it

Freaks.

[timber84]

2. OMG!!!!!

I'm crying!!!!

:rofl:

[Justice]

3. I believe in the power of prayer -- but I also believe in Justice - hence my name.

Justice is coming to the Republican Party.

[Rocknrule]

4. They really do believe that God is a Republican

and that He condones pagefuckers, war-lovers, liars, hypocrites, and people who email nuke-building instructions to terrorists
:puke:

[Cha]

36. And mass murderers but would

he ever forgive a Democrat for being ..well, a Democrat? NO!

[redphish]

5. A little late for that now.

:evilgrin:

[Skidmore]

6. They're goiong to need more than prayer.

[Raine]

7. LOL they'll need it

cause they're going down. :rofl:

[Drum]

8. Last refuge of a scoundrel,

to the Nth degree!

[ClintonTyree]

9. Oh, most powerful FSM, I pray that RimJob and his minions.........

develop painful running sores in their crotches and that ALL Republicans, everywhere, suffer from explosive diarrhea on election day and for 7 days following. I ask for this in The Flying Spaghetti Monster's name, ramen. :evilgrin:

[timber84]

10. Bring out the Holy Hand grenade!

One, two, four!

[ClintonTyree]

17. And the counting shall be to 3..............

not 2, unless thus proceeding to 3. 4.........is right out.





He'll do you in, mate!

[timber84]

18. priceless!

[unpossibles]

11. I thought it was going to say, "If you've voted already,

...vote again."



larf.

[Bluebear]

22. me too lol

[greenbriar]

12. I'm praying too no really I am that americans will WAKE THE

FUCK UP

[Blue Fire]

13. I'm not saying there is a god,

but if there is I do believe he would be just a bit miffed at the right wing conservanut hypocrites who claim they follow his set of standards.:mad:

[Clarkie1]

16. If there is a God, He/She must be getting a lot of mixed messages these days.

What with religious (and perhaps also the non-religious at this point) Democrats praying for peace and justice, and Republicans praying for war and injustice.

[ClintonTyree]

19. Or in george bush's words...........

mexed missages! :rofl: What a dolt!

[Blue Fire]

23. Yeah...but He/She will be able to sort

the GOOD :dem: from the BAD (no elephant smilie available!)

[jaysunb]

39. Well put !

What with religious (and perhaps also the non-religious at this point) Democrats praying for peace and justice, and Republicans praying for war and injustice.


Your words have great value.......
:toast:

[niallmac]

14. They don't have a prayer says the Chance brothers

Slim, Fat and None.

[NNN0LHI]

15. I pray that the Rapture comes for these nuts real soon n/t

[knitter4democracy]

20. I've already been praying.

Something tells me we're praying for different things . . . ;)

[progdonkey]

21. Hey, if they're praying instead of voting, I'm happy...

:crazy:

[RiverStone]

Proverbs 16:18, "Pride goeth before a fall." And the repukes.....

are gonna FALL HARD!

[guinivere]

24. Oh Lord!

Please look down on us, the freeper freaks. We have to win this thing fair and square this time. Oh the humanity! We need to spread our message of anger, fear and hate. Help us to do this. Protect our hypocritical asses. America is depending on us to free her of her freedoms. Help us win, oh Lord. There are more nations to bomb, more people to kill. Amen!









:crazy:

[ktowntennesseedem]

25. Let's sign up and post our prayers!

Dear Lord, please help Democrats win big so idiot freepers will shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing you so much.

Amen!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. It's probably Mark Twain's War Prayer, without the irony.

"O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle -- be Thou near them! With them -- in spirit -- we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it -- for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen."

[MarkTwain]

37. Thanks for the reference !

:)

[Jacobin]

27. Are gay prostitutes and meth being handed out?

[guinivere]

32. Not until tomorrow night.

[malaise]

28. Is Pastor Haggard leading

them in song with How great is Art?:rofl:

[ecstatic]

29. the universe has a way of correcting itself

Call it karma. With all the Republican scandals of late, one can't help but feel some sort of supernatural force is at work. There is no way that a single nation can go into a sovereign nation and kill 650,000+ people without something drastic happening to set things right.

[bluedogyellowdog]

30. Let us pray.

"LORD, today we come to you in prayer asking that You pour out the full force of Your righteous judgment on the Republican criminals and the hypocritical religious right leaders presuming to speak in Your name. Let every Republican involved in corruption and hypocritical behavior be exposed over the next three days and their evil works exposed widely to the voting public, as You have already done with Ney, Cunningham, DeLay, Foley and others. We ask that You would send Your angels to protect the polls from Republican voter fraud and protect these your little ones from Republican voter suppression. We ask that You would trip up the Republican Party and cause their negative ads to backfire, cause their members to flee from that crumbling, wicked institution, and bring about the decline, indeed the collapse, of the entire Republican Party and their extremist-right noise machine. We also pray that You would move in the hearts of all voters with the Holy Spirit to vote a straight Democratic ticket. We pray for a 400-plus seat Democratic sweep in the House this year, in accordance with Your will. AMEN"

Yep, pray the vote :) God does not hear the prayers of Freepers, but only those who do good in His sight...

[KingFlorez]

31. They're just that scared

It's hilarious to watch them be all terrified like this.

[tinfoil tiaras]

33. deer jeebus

as i laye me down 2 slep
i pray thee lord thee soles two keep
of all the godly republicans
howevr currupt they be
win them this electshun
so they can do ur will
ahhhh-mean!!

:evilgrin:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

34. Are you even allowed to be an atheist Republican there?

[autorock]

35. Freeptards are borderline psychotic

Being overly religious, such as these clowns are, is a sign of psychosis and mental instability.

[MazeRat7]

38. Good grief.. haven't we had enough repugs "on their knees lately" ? n/t

[NanceGreggs]

40. Memo to Freeperville:

God has been literally deluged with prayer requests from both parties.

Guess whose prayers he's already answered?

[tlsmith1963]

41. I'm Praying...

...that the Repug criminals will all lose. Sorry, Freepers.:evilgrin:

[American Jesus]

42. Thanks for the warning!

Dad and I will screen our calls until Wednesday..... when I can expect a lot of "Thank You" prayers.

But not from the Freeps ;)

[Grebrook]

43. ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Initech]

44. I pray that these assholes get what's coming to them!

[Bobbie Jo]

45. Perhaps for forgiveness....n/t

[AnnInLa]

46. Sometimes God answers our prayers,

She says "NO!"

[unpossibles]

47. I'm starting to think they only know how to "prey"

seriesly.

[SouthernBelle82]

48. Oh wow

How arrogant of them to think their prayer's are being depended on. That's pretty arrogant and last time I checked my Bible God liked humbleness. :shrug: But hey I'm just a liberal so what do I know right? I know I'm praying: For this nightmare to end and for their to be justice for all the wrong done and for the greatest higher good for the Universe.

[yurbud]

49. "Oh Lord, help Alberto Gonzalez, the one good Mexican, to round up...

torture and exercute them godless libruls and members of other parties which don't love yur son George W. Bush before they have a chance to vote. And if they do vote, make their vote mirtaculously change to one for your servants in the GOP, who have the decency to keep their homosex yule affairs and naughtiness with kids private...though lord if you have the time, I wish you could make them change to liking sheep ur chickens cuz they never rat you out to the press ur record yur phone calls..."

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

50. Lord Knows We Should Have One As Well.

Actually, even more so, since it would seem likely that God would be far more on our side.

[LibDemAlways]

51. I pray that enough people have seen the light to

throw the repukes out on their sorry asses and return the Dems to power in Congress. Amen.