Typical Sunday for a married republican male

[Elwood P Dowd]

Sent this to a repuke friend of mine and pissed him off royally. Should have made it longer.

Typical Sunday for A Married Republican Male

Wake up and order wife to serve breakfast in bed. Watch Sports Center and Fox News until time to dress up for the 10:00 church service. Return from church and wife cooks Sunday lunch. Order wife to mow the grass and wash the car, then leave for a republican friend’s pad to watch Sunday NFL football. The games are boring so some teenage male hookers are called for an afternoon of republican fun and games. After the fun, some coke is passed around and the late game is much more enjoyable. Get home about 7:00 PM. Slap the wife around for doing a poor job of washing your Mercedes. Drink some beer and watch NBC Sunday Night football. Preacher calls and wants to know why you did not make it to the evening service. You tell him you were over at a depressed friend’s house. His wife had left him for another man - an evil and disgusting democrat. Pass out at 10:30.