Where the fuck is hAAStert?

[jefferson_dem]

any idea where "FAT BASTARD" is hiding? :shrug:


:puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Cameron27]

1. That's a damn good question.

[Cha]

2. I don't know but it's

been sooooooooo NICE without his bloviating blowhardness.

[Rocknrule]

3. I dunno, d'you know of any hiding spot where his fat ass would fit?

Like maybe the Grand Canyon?

[Monkeyman]

4. In his House in Plano IL

[sam sarrha]

5. holed up with 2 dollar gay hooker till the foley thing blows over..

[Cha]

9. OMg!

We need to send that picture of the chimp on your sig line to the Issaquah school district where the bus driver who was driving the middle school kids back from the Seattle zoo flipped off the pretzlenut and was fired because of Reichert.

http://electioncentral.tpmcafe.com/blog/electioncentral/2006/nov/03/wa_08_reichert_caught_in_lie_about_driver_who_fipped_bird_to_bush

[Kittycat]

6. Trying to consume a wild boar for his late night snack n/t

[whistle]

7. Having a high colonic coffee enema

...which brand would Hastert use?

Starbutts

G.I.valia

Tushy's

Seattle's Butts Coffee

100% mountain grown Colon-bean coffee

Laxwell House

Nuts Chock Full O'Coffee

Marijuana blend (for a truly high colonic)

Innuendo (new Italian brand)

[lonestarnot]

8. Has turd will travel is on the "move"

:rofl:

[Imagevision]

10. Hastert is hiding under Jerry Falwell who also has disappeared with all

the gay outing/Foley exposing for fear of worse news.

Falwell use to support Bush, not anymore though...?

[OllieLotte]

11. OK thats funny.

[jefferson_dem]

14. Hey thanks, neighbor ...and welcome to DU!

:hi:

[AlCzervik]

12. bratwurst harvesting season?

:spank:

[stevedeshazer]

13. Bottom fishing on the Mike Gallagher show.

House Speaker Hastert says he's never seen such dirty campaigning

<snip>

WASHINGTON - With the midterm election days away, House Speaker Dennis Hastert does not like what he sees on the political landscape.

The Illinois Republican, during a radio interview broadcast Friday on "The Mike Gallagher Show," said in reference to dirty campaigning that he has "never seen so much pulling through the muck and the mud, as we have this time."

</snip>

[BlueManDude]

15. shredding various stuff.

[Gregorian]

16. He got buried by a SCANDALANCHE.

That was so three scandal cycles ago. These are internet time frames, baby! A day is a century.

Don't worry, Hastert will come bobbing back up to the surface soon.

[Mabus]

17. He's in his office in D.C.

He's still there because he can't fit through the door any more.

[Historic NY]

18. Off with his roommate......having tea and crumptets.

[shance]

19. Praying his scandal isn't exposed.

n/t

[riderinthestorm]

20. He's riding this out dammit. Unfortunately the Foley scandal is getting buried

so Hastert will skate to a win dammit again.

He is with his homies here in his district, getting his massages by his "staffers" who live with him, and getting his ego stroked by his sycophantic rethug "friends" who have helped him score big on the criminal front, all on the way to another victory.

Did I say dammit?

[karlrschneider]

21. Undisclosed vocation.

:D

[smtpgirl]

22. He is dining at an all you can eat barbeque place

[UTUSN]

23. Let's put out an Amber Alert like LIMBOsevic put out on PELOSI n/t