The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

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The entire list: http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord1.htm Well worth a few moments if you'd like a couple of chuckles.

Now, back to the elections.

[RC]

1. Sounds like a real fun place

Not!

[LiberalArkie]

2. No 12 is the best

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation