Mrs Betty Bowers on Ted Haggard's delicious disgrace

[The Count]

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Delighted Snickers:

I suspect that this will be a rather uncomfortable weekend at the Ted Haggard tax-free mansion. You see, Reverend Haggard is a vociferous spokesperson against gay marriage and, until yesterday, his wife probably had no idea she was actually in one.

Oh, I can hear some of you gals used to being around florists and Governors of New Jersey -- and Texas -- cackling. You think I'm selling the woman's intuition for pushily obvious queenery short. But if Haggard's unblinking congregation could sit and listen to such a liturgical Liberace week after week and not realize they were in the presence of someone who makes Barry Manilow in a full-length mink look butch, they really need to recalibrate their ability to detect prescription-strength doses of flamboyance. Because if you can't tell that Haggard is not just gay, but marabou mules wearing gay, you must have bought your refurbished Gaydar at the same kiosk Tom Cruise got his e-meter.
Much, mych more - but no link - newsletter I signed for here:
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[The Deacon]

1. Here's The Link:

http://www.bettybowers.com/nl_nov2006.html

[The Count]

8. Thanks!

I wasn't able to find it!

[TexasLawyer]

2. I love the betty bowers merchandise

[yella_dawg]

3. Governors of Texas

Haaa, ha, ha, haaaa... :rofl:

Fuck you Goodhair, you sanctimonious, hypocritical prick.

[XemaSab]

4. Mail call!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/0906.html

[TechBear_Seattle]

5. "A liturgical Liberace"

Describing Haggard as "someone who makes Barry Manilow in a full-length mink look butch."

OMFG! :rofl: I love that line!

[SharonAnn]

6. My husband asked "what's the deal about this preacher?" so I

turned on the news and sure enough, they were showing a clip of a reporter asking him questions. After it was over, I asked my husband if he noticed anything and he said "No, what do you mean?" I asked if his "gaydar" was broken but he didn't know what it was. I just said, "Honey, that guy is gay, gay, gay."

I love the phrase "someone who makes Barry Manilow in a full-length mink look butch."

[mcg]

7. "I offer a deep tissue and swedish style massage with the pleasure of the man in mind."

From Mike's ad:
http://www.bodyworkformen.com/frame.php?RET=%2Fchapter.php%3FCategoryID%3D6%26Country%3DUnited%2BStates%26StateProv%3DColorado%26City%3DDenver&LinkID=906
"I offer a deep tissue and swedish style massage with the pleasure of the man in mind."

Haggard's view:
It wasn't sex, it was just a very DEEP massage, after all,
sex can only occur between and a man and a woman.

Listen the recordings here:
http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=ac2e5ae3-0abe-421a-002e-f8d72bfbc01f&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf