Who the hell did Rita Crosby sleep with to get a job?

[Dr.Phool]

The most irritating imitation of a horse's voice I've ever heard. A no talent birdbrain.

I was forced to listen to her for a couple of minutes after I passed the TV and heard her say that Mike DeWhine was pulling ahead of Sherrod Brown!:wtf: I'm thinking the only way that could be true is if they caught Brown in bed with a gay hooker and an 8-ball of meth.

Well the polls she cited after the break had Brown ahead by 7 points, and she kept taking cheap shots at him, saying if he had his way, Saddam would still be in power. He wouldn't bite.

[originalpckelly]

1. Kermit, she tried to give him a BJ, and he got stuck in her throat.(nt)

[Dr.Phool]

7. I think we have a winner! LOL

[Human Torch]

10. That's not just funny, it's TIME CAPSULE funny...

...it needs to be saved somewhere so that future generations can "L" their effing "A" off.



:evilgrin:

:toast:

[originalpckelly]

15. Thanks...

I love that picture, it sums up her whole career on TV.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. Kermit the Frog?

:shrug:

[originalpckelly]

5. She is a stand-in for Ms. Piggy:

[originalpckelly]

3. You know if Prescott Bush had his way...

Hitler would still be in power.

Just sayin'.

[alfredo]

4. Karen Hughes

[JitterbugPerfume]

6. she is disgusting

it boggles the mind

[Dr.Phool]

8. Didn't K.O. say something like

She's every bit as smart as a box of rocks.

[TomClash]

9. Porky Pig nt

[Riddler]

11. Better still is who the hell would sleep with Rita Crosby to give her a job?

Once she opened her mouth and you heard her annoying voice, any physical attraction that may have been there would have had to completely rendered you impotent.

[El Fuego]

12. Could it be . . . Satan??

[casus belli]

13. Her voice sounds like a girl trying to call herself in sick to school.

"Um, yes. This is Rita Cosby's mother. She won't be in today due to personal reasons."

[Graybeard]

14. How long do we have to wait...

...for her testicles to drop? LOL (and thank you Randi Rhodes
for that line.)

[dweller]

16. not me ...

and i'm on the short list.

dp

[Delightful-08]

17. Rita

Humor is good. I had a good laugh. More. Brown will win,I saw her too this morning.

[tsuki]

18. Never mind Rita. Who did WaaWaa (Tucker Carlson) sleep with to

get his job?

[NoPasaran]

19. Satan. Same as Rita.

[tsuki]

21. I'm glad you cleared that up. LOL.

[ronnykmarshall]

20. Helen Keller.

[Red Right and BLUE]

22. My hubby starts making these disgusting throaty noises

whenever she comes on. It cracks me up every time.

[Disturbed]

23. The people who hired her are Sadists.

They get sexually exited every time she is on TV to annoy everybody.