Santorum: "I have never felt as good about our campaign" BWAAAHAHAH

[Proud2BAmurkin]

:rofl:

http://www.ricksantorum.com/uvc/

Dear Fellow Conservative,

With just 72 hours to go until Election Day, I have never felt as good about our campaign as I do right now. Thanks to thousands of supporters and volunteers from across the country and even around the world, I know we are going to give the pundits and our opponents a big surprise on Tuesday.

[DUHandle]

1. All I saw there

were white people.

[cobaindrain]

2. He was excited about shooting that campaign commercial...

...with all those greasy, sweaty, naked wrestlers.

[bronxiteforever]

3. Rick, Time to Say Goodbye and return to your home state of Virginia

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

4. He and Katharine Harris must have found

that meth Ted Haggard threw away.

They're both trippin'.

[BuyingThyme]

5. He's got a lock on the dead fetus vote.

[sakabatou]

6. "...a big surpise on Tuesday: a loss!"

[Neecy]

7. This has been a real laff-riot for me

I know a couple - long time friends of the family - who are major Christian conservative types who look down their noses at anyone they deem less 'moral' than they are. Really obnoxious assholes.

Needless to say, they're rabid Republicans and they have a daughter who works for Santorum in his DC office. They brag about this fact constantly.

I ran into them last October after my nephew's wedding reception while we were waiting for our cars at valet. They immediately brought up their daughter and her 'important' work for this assclown. Normally I'm polite to them, but hey, enough is enough. I mustered up my sweetest smile and asked, "What's she going to do when Santorum is voted out of office next year?". They both turned red and sputtered and spat and insisted that he'd win overwhelmingly.

Can't wait to see them again after Tuesday.

[Hippo_Tron]

8. Looks like we are going to unseat two Virginia Republican Senators