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Sat Nov-04-06 07:49 PM
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Oh dear!! Look at this and tell me Haggard only wanted a "massage" |
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:51 PM
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Hubba bubba bubba hubba.
Hubba hubba ....
Ouch. Oh my.
Uh-huh, all right, ja ja.
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:52 PM
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2. *what* is he doing to that poor little santa bear?!?!? |
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:52 PM
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:55 PM
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10. That's why Haggard didn't have sex with him. |
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the damn bear kept getting in the way.
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Sun Nov-05-06 11:44 AM
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45. uh, methinks the bear wouldn't have interfered with |
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what went on between those two.
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Sat Nov-04-06 10:04 PM
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even his BMs come out looking like cute teddy bears. :)
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Tue Nov-07-06 05:52 AM
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71. Showing he's bear-ass naked |
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OK, it may not be the best of puns, but the man has a sense of humour.
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:52 PM
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3. Sad to be a 49 year old hooker. I'm guessing he didn't think his life would |
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turn out like that....but he is very fit for his age!
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Sun Nov-05-06 01:04 AM
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40. He's 49? Damn, he looks like he's in his 30's. Either that |
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or I'm getting a lot older than I even want to think about! He almost looks like a kid to me.
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:53 PM
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5. Yeah. And guys who go to the Mustang Ranch are looking for horses. |
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:54 PM
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:rofl: :rofl:
I enjoy *every* bit of this Haggard shitstorm :D
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:54 PM
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7. Yawza! Sign me up for a massage. |
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Sun Nov-05-06 05:00 PM
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60. Well, Ted's "massage" was only 6-7" long. |
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I'm guessing Mike charges more for longer massages. :evilgrin:
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Sun Nov-05-06 05:32 PM
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61. But he massages the prostate just right |
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:54 PM
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8. I'm not even gay and I have to admit he has a great bod. n/t |
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:57 PM
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*sputter*
*lecherous grin*
same here!!
:)
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Mon Nov-06-06 01:42 PM
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65. Ok something about that Saddam/dumsfeld pic on this thread |
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Is really funny...
I know it's your sig line (took me a minute lol) but at first I thought:
"WTF? What do Saddam and Dumsfeld have to do with Haggard's love interest?"
LOL! I just cracked myself up with my own thoughts
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:54 PM
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9. Him just sitting there on the tv with the black tee was enough |
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Looks like he's got his body to the "just right" place.
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:55 PM
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11. Haggard may have a valid defense after all: Meth causes impotence?? |
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Is it true that meth use causes impotence, because if so, then it's possible that no sex ever took place (unless he was on the receiving end of course).
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Sat Nov-04-06 09:56 PM
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29. Im thinking Haggard is a bottom |
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and Mike is a top. Sooo, the issue of Haggard's willie is nillie!:D
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Sun Nov-05-06 02:46 PM
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Tue Nov-07-06 05:23 AM
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68. I'll just bet you are 100% right |
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I think that's what most married men who seek out that kind of "massage" are bottoms.
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Sat Nov-04-06 07:58 PM
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13. his body build is repulsive and unnatural. Looks like an insect's exoskeleton |
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Sun Nov-05-06 12:10 AM
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35. Classic Greek Physique |
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Check classic sculpture ....
Because hard work and little food is the norm, mankind is historically lean and muscular, unlike the fat pigs we have become ...
There is nothing 'repulsive' about a fit human form .....
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Sun Nov-05-06 11:08 AM
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42. I studied art history. That is nothing like Greek sculpture. The Idealized Form |
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Edited on Sun Nov-05-06 11:12 AM by cryingshame
in Greek Sculpture shows lean, muscular figure that is NOT distorted by overdevelopment.
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Sun Nov-05-06 11:54 AM
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may be a decent guy but I personally can't see why women or gays would be attracted to that body
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Sun Nov-05-06 02:10 PM
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...but it's the 'ripped', overly defined, anatomical study look that kinda wrecks it for me...
Plus...guilty confession...I like a bit of upholstery on a man. They just look more real...and the hugs are comfier. :blush:
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Sun Nov-05-06 04:06 PM
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56. Funny how if someone criticizes Candy Crowley's unnatural body it's |
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misogyny, but this guy is fair game.
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:07 PM
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67. I don't think Crowley's physique is really intentional. And I posted my personal |
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preference regarding men's bodies.
It's not just an aesthetic for me. It's also the mindset of someone who spends huge amounts of time structuring their bodies to have more muscle than naturally occurs.
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Sat Nov-04-06 08:01 PM
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Sat Nov-04-06 08:02 PM
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16. He is probably a very nice drug-dealing prostitute * snort * |
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Sat Nov-04-06 08:04 PM
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17. LOL, he only wanted a certain part of his body massaged. n/t |
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Sat Nov-04-06 08:05 PM
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Sat Nov-04-06 09:06 PM
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24. no... his BUTT... from the INSIDE! |
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Sat Nov-04-06 08:05 PM
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18. Ew, that's grotesque. |
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Sat Nov-04-06 08:20 PM
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22. He's making War on Christmas! |
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Sources say...The Rev was just trying to save Christmas.
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Sat Nov-04-06 09:28 PM
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25. "I only want a massage, the check is in the mail, I won't come in......." |
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Edited on Sat Nov-04-06 09:29 PM by Rowdyboy
er....you catch my drift. It's like "I threw away the last meth we bought, could you get some more?"
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Sat Nov-04-06 09:29 PM
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No wonder! This Jones guy made him lose his religion! :P
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Sat Nov-04-06 09:30 PM
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27. "them's strong mass-aging arms" pastor Jethro thought |
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Sat Nov-04-06 09:48 PM
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28. Well, that's definitely another way to find Jesus... |
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Sat Nov-04-06 09:57 PM
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30. Satan, get thee behind me! |
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Sat Nov-04-06 11:59 PM
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32. damn, you guys disabled his site.....LOL |
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t his member has exceeded it's band width...
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Sun Nov-05-06 12:10 AM
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34. Hubba hubba! Where's the one with the sword? |
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Sun Nov-05-06 12:23 AM
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38. Was he massaging his d------ |
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or getting a massage up the rectum...
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Sun Nov-05-06 01:06 AM
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41. Well, *that* was subtle. nt |
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Sun Nov-05-06 12:58 AM
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39. What's that covering his crack - a teddy bear? |
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Edited on Sun Nov-05-06 01:23 AM by neebob
I can't see it very well
On edit: Okay, so it is a bear. To answer your question, CatWoman, it's very important when choosing a masseur to know his measurements. I can't believe you don't know that.
This reminds me of a story. I have the same (acquired) last name and first initial as a semi-famous local author, and I always used to get calls and notes in the mail from people looking for this guy. I even got an advance copy of one of his books from his publisher. Eventually I changed my listing to my original last name, which moved it to another section of the phone book, and the calls and mail stopped.
Later, I quit my job and got all kinds of cockamamie ideas for making money, one of which involved placing a classified ad in the National Enquirer. I got a P.O. box and used my first initial and acquired last name in the ad.
Like I said, I was a cockamamie idea, and I only got one response: a bottomless photo card from a gay hooker in Hollywood with a note on that back that said something like, "Hey, **** - I'd love to see you again if you're in town. Call me."
**** would be the first name of this semi-famous local author. I never have met the guy, but I feel like I know way too much about him.
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Sun Nov-05-06 11:12 AM
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ya know .... wanna release an egg.
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Sun Nov-05-06 11:19 AM
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44. That's enough to make Jesus come again |
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Yeah, it's sick, but for all those years I was a fundamentalist I couldn't shake the image I'd get every time I heard that "Jesus was coming soon" or "Jesus is coming again". They could have said "Jesus is returning soon" but didn't.
Maybe Pastor Ted wanted to help Jesus come quicker? Maybe End Times is code for something else?
Hmmmm.
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Sun Nov-05-06 12:07 PM
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48. Whoa...no wonder Teddy couldn't help himself! |
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Sun Nov-05-06 02:11 PM
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51. Gotta love men who can poop out an FAO Schwartz toy on command. |
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Edited on Sun Nov-05-06 02:12 PM by WilliamPitt
Saves money at Christmastime.
*fleeing*
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Sun Nov-05-06 04:05 PM
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55. LOL! must. resist. urge... |
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...to build on this theme in a million tasteless ways.
:yoiks:
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Mon Nov-06-06 01:49 PM
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Let's just hope this guy doesn't celebrate Hanukkah...LOL
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Sun Nov-05-06 03:12 PM
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53. Who modelled for the painting "Forgiven"? |
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Sun Nov-05-06 04:34 PM
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58. What the heck is that painting all about? |
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Twisted painting. But yes, I see a resemblance.
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Sun Nov-05-06 06:17 PM
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62. It's by Thomas Blackshear, whose art appears in Haggard's church. |
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Sun Nov-05-06 03:42 PM
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54. 'Hard. It was how Preacher Ted liked his drugs, and it was how he liked his men...' |
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C'mon... Who here is brave enough to write the first work of a new genre: Ted Haggard/GOPerv erotica?
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He looks the way my husband did when we were first married (25 yrs ago). Body builder/bronze construction guy.......Yes, and those were some really good years. Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?
His prices are low. Didn't Jeff Gannon charge something like $1000 a night?
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Mon Nov-06-06 01:33 PM
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64. Excuse me but I beg to differ. I believe Haggard wanted a |
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massage - a deep deep deep penetrating massage. :evilgrin:
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I'd say at least 75% of married men who swing our way want just that.
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Tue Nov-07-06 05:25 AM
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69. Im Gay and Mike can do me anytime... |
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Haggard is such a slut, fuck her.
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