My roommate invited a friend over. He's a freeper. OMG!

[KyndCulture]

He started to talk about politics and said
"we're fighting them over there...." you know the rest.... The liberal estrogen brigade was called up.

He talked his shit for about 10 min, my roomate (Boone on DU) throws down a printed copy of the military commissions act, in a binder.... talk about your kodak deer in the headlights moment... :rofl:

The gloves are off..

It's so on bitch! Wish us luck! This one might not get out alive.

[NMDemDist2]

1. hit him with your crutch

:rofl:

:hi:

[KyndCulture]

3. Hahahaha AZ

It just might come to that.. I just heard Rush Limpballs come into the conversation

[eleny]

11. Oh snaps!

[KharmaTrain]

12. A Boot To The Head Would Be Better...

Yi yi yai yi....

People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!

Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...

Mechanics who can't fix a car,
Politicians who can't think!
The salesman who won't leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!

(Refrain)
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD

:rofl:

:toast:

[Rainscents]

2. Please, give us details!!!

[TallahasseeGrannie]

4. Don't hurt him

he probably isn't very bright.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. Obviously.

[Kerrytravelers]

5. Take photos-videos- whatever!

And post the police report when the mess is over!

[AlamoDemoc]

6. Be good Christian...lol

[FyurFly]

20. You mean a massage and meth? n/t

[blm]

8. Give him your computer. Type in BCCI Bin Laden Bush Pakistan Kerry

And sit back and have fun.

[babylonsister]

9. Follow-ups welcome! I know you'll do us proud!

:patriot:

[Rose Siding]

10. Ha! I almost feel sorry for him -he hasn't a prayer

How's he feel about bush overriding his security experts in publishing nuclear secrets? In Arabic?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Set Indra on his ass!

She'll make short work of him.

[KyndCulture]

15. HAHAH oh child!!

Now that is COLD!

:rofl:

[KyndCulture]

14. UPDATE!

We're down to using Bill Maher's rules from last night..



YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!! hey it works!

[Rainscents]

18. LOL...

:rofl:

[KyndCulture]

19. OH SHIT, he just asked who was president in 98

This is gonna be a short fight.


Viva La Liberal Estrogen Brigade.

Even the 4 yr old is saying we don't like the president and holding up a peace sign.

3 girls in this house and 4 female cats... The freeper is TOAST.

[seabeyond]

28. bah hahahahahah. lol lol twinklin and tipping on toes

hence more of that female stuff. why man hates woman, we kick arse.... lol lol and with a giggle and smile

[bullwinkle428]

34. "who was president in 98?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Obviously was a history major in college!!

[KyndCulture]

38. College? muhahahahahahahah

[SeattleGirl]

23. ROFL!! I love it, Kynd!!

:rofl:

[democracyindanger]

16. What's this 'we' shit?

He isn't fighting anybody 'over there.'

[niallmac]

17. Tell us when he's done. Mil. Commisions Act in a binder eh?

I think I will do the same and leave it on my desk at work as a conversation piece.

"Yeah, that's the new law they passed. Says they can take you away forever, torture you
and whatever else they want. You just...disappear." No lawyers, no judges no obituary.

[KyndCulture]

21. Yep,

We don't play up in here!

[EvolveOrConvolve]

22. Where can I download the Military Commissions Act

in PDF format?

[walldude]

26. link:

http://www.law.georgetown.edu/faculty/nkk/documents/MilitaryCommissions.pdf ;)

[EvolveOrConvolve]

31. Thanks!

[seabeyond]

24. okok tell himonly a coward is willing for other innocent children to die to

protect himself. and no real christian would say betterthose children die than my own.

[LibertyorDeath]

25. Have at him...No Mercy!

[roamer65]

27. Sounds like he's a Yellow Elephant.

When is HE gonna sign up and go fight the "big, bad terrorists" in Iraq? Der Chimpenfuhrer needs him over there right now.

[KyndCulture]

29. LMFAO update

They go out the door still yelling to get a smoke...

Her 4 yr old daughter looks at me and says, Miss Lisa? We don't like the president." I said no sweetie we don't... so she flashes me a peace sign..


I'm DYING LAUGHING!!!!!

:rofl:


Poor freep even has the baby on his ass tonight.

[nealmhughes]

30. Three responses: the first is the snooty pseudo-intellectual way:

"Rien n'est si ordinaire que d'imiter ses ennemis et d'employer leurs armes." After the shocked look at the French, say "Nothing is so base as to imitate one's enemies and to use their own methods. That's Voltaire, you know..."

The other is to just smile, say "excuse me, I need to go to the kitchen." After your return, look as if you want to break into the conversation after nodding wide-eyed and say in your Julia Louis-Dreyfuss imitating Meryl Streep voice, "I think a dingo et my baby."

The other one is to just say, "How about them Cards?" or else start to dissect his opinions. I like the first two better in a social setting, myself.

[KyndCulture]

32. LOL

Oh we are too pissed off for nice... and/or polite.

[KyndCulture]

33. Ok I got mad.

He brought up "St. Reagan" and flag burning.


:nuke:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

36. Print this, and give it to him if he's under 43:

http://sumweb.syr.edu/armyrotc/exceldocppt/WP/DD%20004.pdf

[KyndCulture]

37. He is 43.

Already served.

Makes no diff on the level of intelligence here.

My blood pressure needs a break.... wow. Been a while since I did a face to face intervention with utter stupidity.

[zulchzulu]

35. Is he of age to go to Iraq?

I'm sure there's an Army sign-up office somewhere nearby. Offer to drive him there.