OMG!!! "Preaching for Crank, Pounding the Christian Coalition" -Article about Haggard!

[originalpckelly]

http://www.coloradoconfidential.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=271

This title is the best I have ever heard in my life!

It involves Haggard. "Crank" aside from being a Colorado politicians, is also the street name of methamphetamine which Haggard has admitted to buying, but not using. (That's a bunch of bullshit.)

So in other words, this is the funniest title ever written!

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[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. Explain something to Grannie...

is meth somehow related to gay sex? I'm not seeing the connection here.

[maseman]

4. No connection to meth and gay sex

Matter of fact I have never really heard of meth being a sexual enhancement. I think Ecstasy was (maybe still is) the drig that really enhances sexual feelings and emotions.

Meth is called by many hillbilly heroin. It is very cheap, somewhat easy to get and very VERY addictive.

I don't think many people go from the pulpit to doing meth very often. Seems like there would be some sort of drug progression like drining and pot before you get into the heavier drugs. I've had my share of substances, but never meth. Wouldn't ever touch the stuff.

[originalpckelly]

6. Actually, look at the post below...

has article on the high levels of meth use in the gay community.

[originalpckelly]

5. Well, uh, I'll be completely informational:

I watched this special on TV, which talked about the rampant meth use in the gay male community. (Twice the average of other groups.) From what I heard, they go out and have days of meth-fueled sex.

Here is an article about this:
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=39684
"Denver Post Examines Meth Use Among Gay Men In Denver, Increase In Number Of New HIV Cases"

The article talks about how meth lowers inhibitions, so that may be why Haggard used it. He is probably programmed to hate himself, and could only do it with Mike Jones when he had been on meth.

[dsc]

7. meth is big in the gay community

It increases sexual drive and performance as well as keeping users awake and thin. All considered plusses in the gay community.

[JohnnyLib2]

2. You know that bumper sticker,

"God is watching, and she's pissed"? The headline just might be evidence!
Thanks for the find.

[originalpckelly]

3. El Supremo found it first, I just saw it...

and had to post.

[madrchsod]

8. it used to be butyl and isobutyl nitrite.

but now it`s meth.