Mother Goosing the cons....

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There was a crooked neocon.

There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Against a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a crooked little house.

Some of the poems are just too good to change.....
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As I went to see a Bohner

As I went to see a Bohner
I met a pig
Without a wig,
Upon my word and honor.

Some people wear wigs to disguise the fact that they are bald. Actors, on the other hand often wear costume wigs in order to better portray the character they are playing. Wigs are also commonly used for cross-dressing, gender bending, or for drag performances. In addition, some people have worn pubic wigs or merkins.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wig

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Nuf said about King George....

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

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Here we go 'round the G. W. Bush,
The G. W. Bush,
The G. W. Bush.
Here we go 'round the G. W. Bush,
So early in the morning.

These are the chores we'll do this week,
Do this week,
Do this week.
These are the chores we'll do this week,
So early every morning.

This is the day we take the House,
Take the House,
Take the House,
This is the way we Take the House,
So early Monday morning.

This is the day we beat the cons
Beat the cons
Beat the cons.
This is the way we beat the cons,
So early Tuesday morning.

This is the day we scrub the house,
Scrub the house,
Scrub the house.
This is the way we scrub the house,
So early Wednesday morning.

This is the day we sweep the senate,
Sweep the senate,
Sweep the senate.
This is the way we sweep the senate,
So early Thursday morning.

This is the day we mend our fence,
Mend our fence,
Mend our fence.
This is the way we mend our fence,
So early Friday morning

This is the day we try the cons,
try the cons,
try the cons.
This is the day we try the cons,
So early Saturday morning.

This is the day we get dressed up,
Get dressed up,
Get dressed up.
This is the way we get dressed up,
So early Sunday morning.

Here we go 'round the G. W. Bush,
The G. W. Bush,
The G. W. Bush.
Here we go 'round the G. W. Bush,
So early in the morning.

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Little Ted Haggard, come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn.
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under a haycock, fast asleep.
Will you wake him? No, not I,
For if I do, he's sure to cry.

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Cheney had a little lamb,
little lamb,
little lamb.
Cheney had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.

Everywhere that Cheney went,
Cheney went,
Cheney went.
Everywhere that Cheney went,
The lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day,
school one day,
school one day.
It followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rules.

It made the children laugh and play,
laugh and play,
laugh and play.
It made the children laugh and play,
To see a lamb at school.

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Oh, the grand old King George
He had ten thousand men;
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.

And, when they were up they were up;

And when they were down they were down.

But when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down.