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[Kadie]

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President Bush speaks during a Kansas Victory Rally at the Kansas Expocentre in Topeka, Kan., Sunday, Nov. 5, 2006. (AP Photo/Orlin Wagner)

[Lucky Luciano]

1. "The reason for John Stewart's Impersonations"

I mean this is the exact look that Stewart uses when imitating *. haha

[liberal N proud]

2. Why don't anyone believe me anymore, I say terra and no buddy listens

[MuseRider]

3. A classic

If I only had a brain, a heart, the nerve.

Perfect for Topeka, Kansas.

[Straight Shooter]

4. "So I sez, Teddy-Bear, you been snortin' and cavortin' widout me? Heh heh."

[partylessinOhio]

5. "Help me, Jesus, for I have sinned." (Channeling Swaggart)

[sarge43]

6. "And this is my Rumsfelt imination ..." n/t

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

7. "Condi's cock is this long."

"Trust me."

[Rocknrule]

8. *snort* you just made my night!

:rofl:

[gulliver]

9. Why doesn't everyone accept me the way you suckers, er,

loyal conservatives do?

[AIJ Alom]

10. chicken-hawk noodle dance.

[unkachuck]

11. please vote....

....Democratic on Tuesday, I don't know what the hell I'm doing anymore....let those damn Democratics try to govern and determine what to do with Iraq....help me, I'm confused....

[Kierkegaard]

12. "Can anyone tell me what the hell I was talking about???"

[Blackhatjack]

13. "And Whenever I tell a Lie, My hands shrink and I get shorter...." LOL

[Richard Steele]

14. "Here's my Bobby Hill impression: Vat are you talking about...heh heh heh"

[AIJ Alom]

15. "Is this what a lame duck looks like?"

"Maybe I should go hunting with Dick ?"

[turbo_satan]

16. "The Hague? Y'mean Alexander Hague? Can't wait to see him."

[guinivere]

17. "Terra! This much terra, I say. Y'all ain't scared? Damn!"