We need a DU Curse thread to counteract the Freeper prayer thread!

[Hubert Flottz]

I hope the GOPers all come down with the KKKrud on Tuesday morning, so bad that that they can't get more than two feet from the crapper!

[AIJ Alom]

1. Shouldn't be too hard, just have them keep drinking the kool aid and

watch as their choir boys fall one by one.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I hope their asses stay RAW until 2009!

[Monkeyman]

3. I curse you Replugs I know you read this may you all go to Iraq

[Hubert Flottz]

5. I second your curse!

[Arkana]

4. CTHULHU F'THAGN...

[jus_the_facts]

13. Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "NecroNeocon!"

ROTFLMAO!

EDIT...OOOOOOOOWWWW and post number 13 too... :scared:

[Arkana]

27. SUMMON THE KRAKEN PLZ

[judaspriestess]

6. no curse is needed they are going to get a healthy dose of

KARMA!!

what goes around comes around. You do wrong to people, it will come back to you 10 x's over!!

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Yeah but...

Let's help them crash the best we can! It's the least we can do!

[C_U_L8R]

7. let them pray....

they'll need it

we're gonna VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mondo joe]

9. I have a black goat I am willing to sacrifice for the curse spell!

[grytpype]

10. AZMODEUS I COMMAND THEE!

APPEAR! APPEAR AND DO MY BIDDING AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS!!!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

11. The worst curse in existence has already been caused by them

"May you live in interesting times"

We do, and it's their fault.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Bush is the curse of the year 2000 that all the old seers warned us

about, IMHO.

[Lautremont]

15. The Curse of Blackflies.

[Divine Discontent]

16. they're praying to a God that isn't going to answer their requests of hate

division, and greed.


Praying to God to keep these bloodthirsty, adulterous, greeddddy sob's in office is laughable.



www.cafepress.com/warisprofitable <<-- antibush prodem stickers/shirts

[Hubert Flottz]

20. I think you are exactly right about them.

The thing they pray to, for the things they pray for, is probably more horny than their high dollar false prophets.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

17. I Don't See Anything Wrong With A Prayer Thread. Lord Knows Many Of Us Here Have Been

praying quite heavily lately.

As far as the curse thread goes, I found that to be childish.

[prairie populist]

24. I'm with ya, pal

[Octafish]

31. Me, too!

The multiverse is more wonderful than anyone can imagine.

What's wrong with saying "Thanks" once in a while?

After all, asking is how we've gotten where we are.

[mondo joe]

18. mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho, mekka lekka hi mekka choney ho...

[beam me up scottie]

19. O that thou wouldest see your pomegranates wither, thou denizen of the underworld!

Take heed, thou of little faith, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!

Woe unto thee, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach, for you will go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes!

http://ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html">Take that!

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Let the gnashing of tooth begin...ASAP!

If not sooner!

[beam me up scottie]

22. ROFLMAO!!! Look what I just found:

[prairie populist]

23. Just out-pray them. My mother and I and both our ministers are praying

hard for the Dems and wisdom for all voters.

[EFerrari]

26. Welcome to DU, prairie populist.

:)

[hobbit709]

25. May myriads of tiny arthropods

infest their private parts. May their fingernails fall off as they try to scratch. May they get an e-coli infection from having cranial rectumitis. May the last thing they see before going blind is a Democratic takeover of Congress.

[philosophie_en_rose]

28. No. Our witchcraft and supernatural powers should be enough.

Remember, some of those people actually think Harry Potter is real. :rofl:

[Tatiana]

29. Republicans haven't cornered the market on God, last time I checked.

We can pray for a decidedly *democratic* outcome ourselves. I most certainly am.

[AnnieBW]

30. No Cursing!

Whatever you send comes back 3x over. So, don't curse the Repukes. Pray, send energy, whatever you do for a FAIR ELECTION and Dem VICTORY!!!

[blogslut]

48. I agree

Wishing bad on others is wrong.

Instead, pray for the evil to be removed. Pray for goodness to prevail. Pray that all their dastardly plans fail. Pray for massive turnout at the polls and easy voting for all.

[guinivere]

55. Yup. Karma.

It could come back and bite us in the ass.

[liberalhistorian]

32. Well, just because you pray for something,

doesn't exactly mean the Big Guy is gonna answer that prayer, or answer it in the way you want! Just ask all of the athletes and coaches who pray before games, convinced that God is on their side, when the other team is doing exactly the same thing! :evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

33. That's why I'm conjuring to beat the GOP!

May the fleas of 10,000 camels infest their underdrawers! And may all those carnivores in their underdrawers multiply and be fruitful ASAP!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

34. May All Their Bags Break When They're Having Sex With Their Sisters

eom

[Hubert Flottz]

35. That would no doubt be...

Sooner rather than later!

[malaise]

36. Here you go

[Hubert Flottz]

37. That ought to do it!

I can almost feel the power from here in the mountains! A change of direction is on the way!

[seemslikeadream]

38. Jah sent us here to catch vampire…

Obediah Obediah, Jah Jah sent us here to catch vampire…
Obediah Obediah, Jah Jah sent us here to catch vampire…
We have the chalice to light up Jah fire!
When i and i catch them vampire
i and i have to set them on fire



BANDULU: bandit, criminal, one living by guile
BANDULU BIZNESS is a racket, a swindle


YA NO SEE IT?

[Hubert Flottz]

40. LOL...

Pour it on the bastids! I like it!

[malaise]

41. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[Alamom]

43. self-delete

[AntiFascist]

39. May they all be outed at once!!!

In every sense of the word.

[Hubert Flottz]

42. The fools are more afraid of paying their fair share of their taxes

than they are afraid of all the devils in the GOP! I'm wishing for some "series" shock and awe in freeperville, in the form of a giant democratic landslide tomorrow.

[theHandpuppet]

44. Here's a selection of Celtic curses...

Courtesy of http://www.irishpage.com/mallacht.htm

Mallacht - Celtic Curses

Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat.
May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat.

Titim gan éirí ort.
May you fall without rising.

Imeacht gan teacht ort.
May you leave without returning.

Póg mo thóin.
Kiss my butt!

Trasna ort féin.
Go... yourself!

Dóite agus loisceadh ort.
Burning and scorching on you.

Plá ar do theach.
A plague on your house.

Go mbeadh cosa gloine fút agus go mbrise an ghloine
May you have glass legs and may the glass break

[Hubert Flottz]

46. All of the above and then some!

NOW IS THE TIME TO POINT FINGERS! And my two fingers are pointing straight up and in the GOP's general direction!

[Alamom]

45. 1. May we have fair and honest Elections from this day forward.

2. May honest, country loving, people caring Democrats be in control of the
House, Senate, White House & the Military for a thousand years and forever.

3. May America and her people see the fruits of their honest labor and let not
the government take most of it for useless taxes. Everyone will pay fairly.

4. Every living person and those who come after us, MUST be treated with complete
and total EQUALITY.


5. Let this "new" way of living fall on and crush the heads of those who would have
it any other way.




Let it be written...let it be done ! :kick:








I realize this is a nice "Curse" for our side or any other intelligent life forms, but heads will explode on the OTHER SIDE when America is actually beautiful again.







edit spelling

[Hubert Flottz]

47. "when America is actually beautiful again. "

It's been a long time coming, but I think it will happen soon.

I like your "Curse" and a beautiful secure America is a Curse to Bush and the neocons! They want to totally ruin America and they almost have!

[Alamom]

50. Almost have...but not yet

"They want to totally ruin America and they almost have!"



Love this thought & thank you. We ARE NOT ruined yet.

[Hubert Flottz]

51. I think the misunderestimator has underestimated we the people

The Sleeping Giant is waking up!

[opihimoimoi]

49. I just contacted the BIG KAHUNA for the job...its a done deal...

[Hubert Flottz]

52. The BIG KAHUNA is the democrat with a biggest boot and he is

ready to kick some Freeper A$$...of that I have no doubt! Orbit would be a good place for the Necroneocons and their freeper hordes...

[FlaGranny]

53. What are they praying for over there?

More soldiers die in Iraq? More Iraqis die? Are they praying we kill more of our soldiers and a hundred thousand or so in Iran? Are they praying we continue to enrich Haliburton? Are they praying we have more devisiveness in the US? What in the hell are these people praying for?

[Hubert Flottz]

54. Republicans are ALWAYS...

Preying on everyone else!

[opihimoimoi]

56. They are a CANCER on the WORLD...much less America...worse, they don't get it