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With apologies to the person who first spoofed this (I've put my own stank on it):
Picture it: the lights come up slowly on the Cabinet Room.
Rummy, doing his best J. Edgar Hoover, enters stage left, dressed up like Big Mama Morton, feather boa and all. He proceeds to clamber up on top of the Cabinet Room table, while his audience (the other directors of BushCo.) hoot and holler approvingly.
In the corner, Condi, concert pianist extraordinarie, reprises the role of Taye Diggs' bandleader, grabbing the microphone at the piano to electrify the crowd:
"And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, The keeper of the codes, The Sec of GITMO, The mistress of all that is BushCo. Matron Mama Rummmy!!!"
The audience cheers wildly, then quiets to a stage whisper, as Big Mama Rummy begins the soft torchsong intro to the Kleptocrat Scat:
"Ask any of the tuhrists in my pen, They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother ... hen, I love them all and all of them love me Because MY system works! The system called never set them free!
(big drum beat, change-up to the tempo)
Got a little motto Always sees me through: 'When you're good to Rummy, Rummy's good to you!' There's a lot of favors we're prepared to do You do one for BushCo., we'll do one for you!
They say that life is tit for tat And that's the way I live So I deserve a lot of tat For what I've got to give (just ask Halliburton, they'll tell ya)
Don't you know that this hand Washes that one too When you're good to Rummy Rummy's good to you!
If you want my gravy Pepper my tripe stew Spice it up for Rummy He'll get hot for you!
When they pass that basket Folks put bribes into You put in for BushCo. We'll put out for you!
The folks atop the ladder (that's us) Are the ones the world adores So boost me up my ladder, kid We're your be-gaveled whores
Let's all stroke together LIKE THE PRINCETON CREW When you're strokin' Rummy Rummy's strokin' you!!!
So what's the one conclusion I could bring this number to?
(BIG FINISH, feather boa flapping every which way as Rummy brings home the bacon)
When you're bad to BushCo. BushCo.'s bombing YOU!!!
Yeah!"
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