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Mon Nov-06-06 02:08 PM
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| The election is fixed. So there is no use |
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I just thought I would tell all you republican lurkers over here.. Yup, the fix is in and there is no use in you wasting your time going to the polls tomorrow. Hell, you already won so maybe your time would be better spent doing something else.
Maybe take your kids to the firing range, get your wife that new apron she has been hinting about, go get a massage and maybe a bit of meth, pull out the bottle of Whiteout and do some more doctoring of your Bible or hell, go get your *mistress* that apron that SHE has been hinting at.
There ya go, a few things you can do instead of wasting your time going to vote. C'mon...you know you guys already won all the elections that have been decided already. Stay home and don't waste your time.
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:10 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:17 PM
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| 2. I would put a sarcastic smilie there. Just to be clear. Though it is clear. |
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Edited on Mon Nov-06-06 02:17 PM by applegrove
But in the heat of the momment people can misread.
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:23 PM
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| 7. But the sarcasm thingie might throw the repubs off |
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They will see that and look up what it means and then realize I was just being a smartass.
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:23 PM
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| 8. i think *your* post needs the sarcasm tag |
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:35 PM
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| 11. right. *great* point. No one has *ever* misunderstood sarcasm... n/t |
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:19 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:20 PM
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| 4. They know they don't have to vote. Uncle Karl will take care of it for them. |
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:20 PM
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| 5. Hope they read this and take your advice. |
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:21 PM
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| 6. About buying the apron? |
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:24 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:34 PM
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| 10. I'm guessing that some will start writing their Anthrax letters by about 9:00pm |
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"How dare those RATS take over Congress, this'll show 'em!"
Just make sure you provide your SS number on the envelope so you can take full credit.
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:48 PM
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| 12. Excellent. Just one thing-- |
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wingnuts don't have "mistresses"--why bother when there's so much free online porn?
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:18 PM
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Well, maybe they can hang out at home and download porn instead of voting. Or they can vote for their favorite porn sites. :shrug:
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