To the Freepers - The Rapture is tomorrow!

[lazyriver]

Jesus has asked all the Faithful to go directly to church before sunrise and stay there until he comes for you. Do not venture outside FOR ANY REASON lest ye be left behind with the godless liberals.:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

1. Just so long as it happens EARLY!

An evening Rapture is just... no good!

[bluerum]

2. Great phone bank message! nt

[lazyriver]

15. Exactly what I had in mind...

;)

[seabeyond]

3. and if you havent been picked up 7 eastern 11 pacific p.m...... you can go

go home.

[Hugin]

11. If you haven't heard from Jesus by 11:00 PST... Think about why.

You'll figure it out.

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

4. .

:rofl:

[doublethink]

5. Nice one .....

:thumbsup: :toast:

[AlCzervik]

6. Hypocrolypse now.

[lapfog_1]

7. Oh yeah, since you will be wafted into heaven directly,

without any of your personal belongings, go ahead and strip naked. That will make it easier.

[Hugin]

14. Sing something too...

:thumbsup:

[smoogatz]

17. Yep--and since you won't be needing them, just leave the keys

in your Caddy, along with the title and registration. Thanks.

[Hugin]

18. ... a full tank of gas would be nice, too.

Maybe a bottle of that heathen librul champagne.

[BOSSHOG]

8. Yeah let all the stupid liberals waste their time by voting

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Yes..all them godless heathen libruls!

Damned to hell for believing in democracy!

[American Jesus]

9. I said wha.... oh yeah, that's right..... Come ye all to church My Freeper children!

And awaiteth My further instructions. I'll bring the popcorn. :popcorn:

[coalition_unwilling]

12. Why wait for The Rapture? Leave NOW! (n/t)

[yellowcanine]

13. Actually they are probably safe from being "left behind" as long as they do not

enter a polling place. And they should avoid driving so as to not endanger the godless folks out there from unmanned vehicles. Might cancel their ticket to the rapture if they kill someone on the way up.

[Old and In the Way]

16. It's true!

God told me he's sending Haggard to pick up his rupture ready flock. Don't miss the short bus Freeps!
:rofl:

[Megahurtz]

19. Lol! n/t

[lazyriver]

22. Free meth and prostitutes to the first 1,000 on board

That's all Haggard was doing...stocking up for the big event!

[progressoid]

20. godless, gay, vegetarian, tax-lovin, pot-smokin, terrorist, country music-hatin, libruls

[RobertSeattle]

21. I'm going to have an Election all day long tomorrow!

Should I go see my doctor?

[LiberalEsto]

23. Have a nice trip

ta-ta!