You can always spot the freeper in the locker room.

[11 Bravo]

The bright orange genitals are a dead giveaway. (They have yet to figure out that they shouldn't watch Ann Coulter on Hannity and Colmes while eating Cheetos.)

[lancdem]

1. lol

[TallahasseeGrannie]

2. OMG

[spuddonna]

3. GAH! Now I can never eat Cheetos again...

:puke: lol I'll let you know how my weight loss is coming... :7

[sarge43]

4. They can do two things concurrently without hurting themselves?

I've heard that the most successful freeper contraceptive was a stick of gum.

[drdtroit]

5. I thought they lacked testicular genitalia

stemming from the atrophying that arises out of disuse?

:patriot:

[yellowcanine]

6. Now that's just nasty.

[devilgrrl]

7. I always thought they were the ones that enjoyed towel snapping...

:shrug:

[Canuckistanian]

14. I just love military tradition

[Ksec]

8. LMAO

I go to the local Y to workout and I can spot a freeper a mile away.

A dead giveaway is they always have the TV in front on their treadmills tuned to Fox.
Another one is they always have little packages that are shrunk up inside their bodies.
Not that I go around checking packages, but I take a peek now and then.
:)

[BrotherBuzz]

9. LOL, you bad!

:thumbsup:

I'm bad, too, because I'm stealing it!

:rofl:

[KingFlorez]

10. That was bad

But it was hilarious! LOL!

[neoblues]

11. Yeah, they're the ones who keep wanking with the indoor tanning lotion...

So they're going blind without even having gone out into the sun; but along with the blindness, they can't see that they're very orange and so, quite different than others.

[DemoTex]

12. U.O. ME a screen, buddy!

:rofl:

[Randypiper]

13. mmmmmmm, Cheetos

[Gelliebeans]

15. Thanks a lot

I just bought a bag to eat for tomorrow. :rofl:

[cboy4]

16. Interesting what you find when you type "orange genitals"

into "the google."

:wtf:

[NMMNG]

17. Now I'm not going to say I've done *extensive* research on Buddhism

But in what I have done I certainly haven't read anything about glowing orange genitals. :rofl:

[cboy4]

18. No, me neither. But it's actually kinda cool.

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

20. "Be a Buddhist-Your crotch will glow!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Bravo 11 Bravo

The symbolix sniffing of each other's buns when they meat up with other Freepers, is a dead giveaway too.