Humor for all of us stressed people

[MiniMe]

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the
men's room where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the
entrance. He said: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out
our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it- and say
something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.
But be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into
the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill
Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us
three,” and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to
fund his next Presidential Campaign. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true,
George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly
sucked into the mirror.

[spuddonna]

1. Hee!

Thank you for the smile! :hi:

[Duncan Grant]

2. :)

:spray:

[MiniMe]

3. Love the spit take smiley!

[MelissaB]

4. OMG!

:rofl:

[Suziq]

5. Funny!

Thanks so much - I needed that.

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. Bahahaha!! K&R!

:rofl:

Thankya MiniMe!! :hi: :bounce:

[ClintonTyree]

7. Ain't it the truth.....

ain't it the truth! :)

I'll be emailing that one a lot tomorrow.

[Sydnie]

8. tee hee!!

Thanks, I needed that.

[MiniMe]

9. Yeah, I needed that too. Somehow it made me feel better

Plus, it gives me something to hope for. LOL

[Duncan Grant]

10. A small 'kick' for the late night crowd.

One good turn deserves another. :kick:

[MiniMe]

11. One more late night kick

Thanks SF

[lonestarnot]

12. More sucking noise! YES!

[Rocknrule]

13. I've got another one

John Kerry, Joe Lieberman, and George Bush all die and go to heaven. God tells them, "Before I let you into heaven, I need to ask you what you believe in."

Kerry says, "I believe in fighting a stronger war on terror."

Lieberman says, "I believe that war is good but TV violence is bad."

And Bush says, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

[MiniMe]

14. Ain't it the truth!

[truedelphi]

15. ROTFL n/t

[cwydro]

16. Excellent!

thank you!