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Mon Nov-06-06 04:48 PM
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Humor for all of us stressed people |
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance. He said: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it- and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three,” and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands. Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:49 PM
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Thank you for the smile! :hi:
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:50 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 05:02 PM
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3. Love the spit take smiley! |
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Mon Nov-06-06 05:05 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 05:09 PM
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Thanks so much - I needed that.
:rofl:
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Mon Nov-06-06 05:12 PM
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Thankya MiniMe!! :hi: :bounce:
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Mon Nov-06-06 05:13 PM
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7. Ain't it the truth..... |
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ain't it the truth! :)
I'll be emailing that one a lot tomorrow.
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Mon Nov-06-06 05:15 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 05:38 PM
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9. Yeah, I needed that too. Somehow it made me feel better |
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Plus, it gives me something to hope for. LOL
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Mon Nov-06-06 09:58 PM
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10. A small 'kick' for the late night crowd. |
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One good turn deserves another. :kick:
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Tue Nov-07-06 01:12 AM
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11. One more late night kick |
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Tue Nov-07-06 01:13 AM
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12. More sucking noise! YES! |
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Tue Nov-07-06 01:17 AM
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John Kerry, Joe Lieberman, and George Bush all die and go to heaven. God tells them, "Before I let you into heaven, I need to ask you what you believe in."
Kerry says, "I believe in fighting a stronger war on terror."
Lieberman says, "I believe that war is good but TV violence is bad."
And Bush says, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
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