Excuse me while I clean off my monitor...

[Wednesdays]

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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cas/230790734.html

Let's Celebrate the GOP Victory Together! - m4w - 35

Can you believe the fatal day's finally here? I figure tomorrow night, we're either going to heady with victory or feeling a deep sense of dread at what's to come (or we're going to be looking down the barrel of months of squabbling over who actually won the election - an exercise in political gymnastics that'll make 2000's election look like an elementary school hopscotch contest). I'm fairly confident, however, that the Republicans are going to hold onto both houses.

Most of my friends are going to be out in the field, forcing turnout in the battleground states. I've chosen to marshall the forces closer to home (there are no more important battles, AFAIC, than MD and VA).

The point is, Tuesday night, my plan has been to spend the election as I have the last two cycles: to go the party circuit, start getting bombed early on, and then to retire at some point in the evening to my well-appointed downtown hotel room. I prefer the hotels that are funky and fun, with comfortable rooms that are meant to be enjoyed by two people.

And I'd like you to join me. I'm looking for a woman who embodies the "party" in "GOP". To go out and get to know each other, and then depending on what happens, take our buzzed states back and either celebrate, physically, or seek solace in each other's arms (and other body parts). To drown out the memories of the night, as it were, with something that goes beyond politics.

I'm a good-looking guy in my early-30s - with all-American features, dark hair and eyes, am tall (over six feet) and in-shape. Your pic will get mine, obviously.

I'm someone who knows how to have fun - all sorts of fun - and who knows that there's more to enjoying election night than simply watching the returns on Fox News.

[BayCityProgressive]

1. If I reply

saying I'm a 15 year old drag queen I bet I will get a quick response!

[babylonsister]

2. I don't even know where to start with this!

:spray:

[Richard Steele]

3. Um, good luck with that?

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[greenbriar]

4. oh my gawd

such family values



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[dogday]

5. Here is a Republican looking to get screwed twice

Once by the Democrats in the election and once by the desperate companion who accepts his offer...

[Union Thug]

6. yuck. What the hell are "all american features"? n/t

[TahitiNut]

12. Red asshole, white face and blue balls of course.

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[Union Thug]

16. LOL! n/t

[Hugin]

7. If this one says he's a "confidant of President Bush"...

WATCH OUT!

As per an earlier thread.

[sable302]

8. wow

just wow

[Atman]

9. "...a woman who embodies the "party" in "GOP"?

Uh...I think that would be a drunk 14 year old boy in a dress!

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[shaniqua6392]

10. I think I just threw up a little!

Sex with a Repuke?? Never. Not in a million years. Repukes do not know how to party either. All-American features?? Dark hair and eyes. Wow-Fox "News". What a surprise.

[LTR]

11. Now there's an angle I never thought of!

Using the election to get laid. This is too fucking funny!

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[Wednesdays]

15. My thoughts, too

I mean, is there a woman out there somewhere saying, "mmMMMmm...there is nothing that makes me horny than a good political campaign..."?

[LTR]

18. Nothing like a little FOX News to set the mood

Marvin Gaye ain't got nuthin' on Hannity and Colmes!

[peekaloo]

13. Mid-term Erections. So very republican.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

14. Someone send him a picture of that

Cristo-Meth odist preacher mutherfucker.

[KatyaR]

17. Wow, there's a lot of military implications here:

Most of my friends are going to be out in the field, forcing turnout in the battleground states. I've chosen to marshall the forces closer to home (there are no more important battles, AFAIC, than MD and VA).

What are they doing, using brickbats and handguns to "get out the vote?"

What a creep.

[LTR]

19. He's marshalling the forces from a king-size bed in a hotel room?

Ummm... okay!

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[KatyaR]

20. Apparently that's where you do it if you're a Republican.

Who knew? :shrug:

[Monk06]

21. tall (over six feet) and in-shape. Your pic will get mine, obviously. I hear Pastor Haggard is free

[0rganism]

22. needed: a hot transvestite with a huge sense of humor to answer

The only way to truly bring poetic justice to that scene is a major Crying Game surprise for a certain shitfaced GOPer
"all-American features"... :rofl:

[Roland99]

23. Pre-marital coitus? Say it ain't so! Oh, the boy's going to HELL!!!

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