Republicans are desperate. Two awful e-mails from my RW cousin today.

[B Calm]

A Marine was explaining how he received his injuries.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that John Kerry is a good-for-nothing, horse faced, left wing liberal asshole."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us".






Heartwarming student story....

Hello,
My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who just got an award for being the best speler in class. I got 67% on the speling test and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringing drugs into class, 5 points for not bringing guns into class, and 5 points for not getting pregnut during the cemester. It hard to beat a score of 120%.
The white dude who sit next to me is McGee from the Bronx. He got a 94% on the test but no extra points on account of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago.
Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberals for suporting afermative action. You showing the way to true equality.
I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor.

Yo fren,
Eboneesha

[mike_c]

1. so why post this tripe here...?

Ugh. :puke:

[B Calm]

3. To show how racist republicans are

[Wednesdays]

20. I back the OP on this

I used to get these kinds of emails all the time. I don't get them nearly as often now, but they do still circulate, unfortunately. It's one way the Repukes spread their misinformation.

Which is why I consider messages like the first one to be more dangerous, because the second one is so over-the-top it's dismissed by most sane people (and reflects poorly on the sender). The kind of messages like the first one allow distorted info and outright lies to pass under the radar screen as "humor," and if you object to it people ask, "can't you take a joke?"

[crikkett]

19. I'm series!!!111

:eyes:

[Iris]

2. The second one is just disgusting.

I wouldn't let that kind of racism pass.

[Thickasabrick]

7. Agree. They are beyond scum.

[Beelzebud]

4. Put your cousin on ignore, and kick his lame ass the next time you see him.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Reply to #2: My name is Chip, I'm a Halliburton Exec.

I got $20 Billion in Iraq "reconstruction" money for being hunting buddies with Dick Cheney (and I still have my face!) I got another $9 Billion for fudging the numbers, I got $6 Billion from Abramoff, I got $400 Million for Hooking Mark Foley up with several 16 year old boys and I got another $250 Million for hooking Denny Hastert up with an all-you-can-eat Buffalo wing buffet in Des Moines. My pals at the Yacht club wanted to tell all you dumb-ass Heartland "values voters" to keep bending over, and we'll keep driving our agenda home at your kids' and grandkids' expense.

[Iris]

13. excellent response!

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Thanks. Although to be fair, it's such a foul piece of sewage

it doesn't really deserve a response, as you and others have pointed out.

[Iris]

18. yeah, but sometimes it's nice to have something to throw back at 'em!

[aquart]

6. And you've told your cousin not to send you racist trash?

[magellan]

8. I'd reply with this

A Democrat, a Libertarian and a Republican are all on the Titanic as it's sinking.

The Democrat says, "We have to save the children!"

The Libertarian says, "No, f*ck the children!"

The Republican says, "Do we have time?"

[Pithlet]

15. !!!

:spray: :rofl:

[Infinite Hope]

9. I'd definitely be calling my relative on that second one...

and if they don't come back to reality, I'd cut them off.

[Nostradammit]

10. Can we have your cousin's e-mail address?

Pretty please?

[OhioBlue]

11. reply to all. n/t

[rosesaylavee]

12. Tell your cousin we will have a prayer service

later for his eternal soul.

[seabeyond]

14. repugs so stupid they equate leader of iraq with........ kerry?

on edit: i didnt even read your second one until i read a fellow poster comment. that is disgusting. do you tell your cousin what a disgusting pig he is? i would go after him. wouldnt allow that at all. i just do not have whatever it takes to keep mouth shut on that shit

hence why NO repugs send me their crap

[pnorman]

17. The first one is an inversion of a joke quite popular with us DU types.

"Imitation Is The Sincerest Form of Flattery (Flatulence?)", so I'd be inclined to give it a "pass".

But the second lacks humor or ANY "redeeming value". It's small-minded, mean-spirited,and MENDACIOUS!!! The people who parrot such tripe are SICK. And their heads would explode, if they ever get the same sort of stuff, demeaning THEIR "cherished beliefs".

pnorman

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Here's my answer to your fucktard cousin

My name is Bubba. I make $7 an hour at the lumbur mill. I hate the lieburuls cuz they thinks they's so smart an stuff. They use to get the good grades in high school and that pissed me off, so when I wasn't cuttin classes and drinkin I'd beat on em some. It really pisses me off they like the darkies so much instead of REAL AMERICUNS like me. Why don't I get a $100.000 a year job like they all do? Just cuz they went to college don't mean nuthin cuz college don't teach you nuthin important anyway. All them college boys just go there sos they can drink beer an not hafta work hard like me. They could do an honest days work like me an drink on their break like I do, so they's just lazy.

[rosesaylavee]

22. Can you dissuade Bubba from breeding?

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

23. No, because they cut sex ed class to go drink