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Minnesota_Lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:10 AM
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OK, here's a little joke to start you off to the polls with a smile on your face
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Republican: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Republican?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:11 AM
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1. LOL!! Good one!
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:12 AM
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2. Sorry, duplicate after 'error message'
Edited on Tue Nov-07-06 10:13 AM by sinkingfeeling
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:17 AM
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3. Hear the one about
The cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

TlalocW
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