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quispquake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:16 AM
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Mean Jean Schmidt has problems with her voting machine!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/11/07/gop-rep-jean-schmidt-has_n_33501.html

Okay, it's an optical machine, but couldn't happen to a 'nicer' creature...
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:17 AM
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1. Green Jean...
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chefgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:20 AM
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6. Love that pic...
A PERFECT depiction of her, acmejack! Her true 'colors', so to speak.

-chef-
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:40 AM
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15. LOL! That's how I always see here. n/t
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:41 AM
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16. Shouldn't she be voting in Kansas? n/t
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smomfr Donating Member (227 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:48 AM
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18. My pet iguana developed a woody when I showed him the
photo of green jean! I think it´s love.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:17 AM
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2. She can only vote for herself once?
Couldn't resist.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:38 AM
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13. Oh, I'm sure she'll go to other polling place(s) ...
... for other 'photo ops' ... and "accidentally" vote for herself again ... and again ... and again ...
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flamin lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:47 AM
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17. Sequoia machines have a yellow "reset" button on the back. Vote,
push reset and vote again--over and over!

It was discovered last week. Don't know what they are doing about it, maybe covering it with duct tape and plastic sheeting?
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:18 AM
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3. the machine sensed her vives!
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Phredicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:18 AM
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4. Optical machine?
You mean it got a good look at her? That would explain it!:P
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quispquake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:20 AM
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5. Yeah, that'll cause some internal damage :)
She's VERY scary (and that's from a major fan of Halloween!!!).
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:21 AM
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7. Ouija board. n/t
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:21 AM
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8. Her meaness probably messed up the machine
Edited on Tue Nov-07-06 10:47 AM by KingFlorez
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:39 AM
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14. Her looks could stop a clock.n/t
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:24 AM
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9. Shit, that's nothing for her. A usual day for Jean involves...
....dodging houses that keep falling out the sky.
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:26 AM
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10. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world!
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:31 AM
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11. I guess that she's just stupid and doesn't have the intelligence
to know how to use the ballot ...

Hey, isn't that what they always say about Democratic voters?
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:34 AM
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12. Two out of three scanning machines not scanning
"The votes will be scanned later."

I vote on these machines in San Francisco. No way in hell would I let someone tell me "it'll be scanned later"! There will be a ugly scene if somebody tries to tell me that. No one should accept this. (Even stupid, evil Mean Jean.) :mad:
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 01:18 PM
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19. I heard there was video of this.
Can't find it on YouTube. Anyone?
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