I'm sorry. I had to be a "Values Voter." Can you forgive me?

[Pacifist Patriot]

I've seen the ads, if the Democrats take control of Congress, GOP values will be destroyed.

HALLELUJAH!

So I did some soul-searching and thought about the GOP values a bit:

Racism
Homophobia
Elitism
Greed
Exploitation
Conquest
Fear
Lies
Ethnocentrism
Hate
Theft
Exploitation of Minors
Hypocrisy


I voted Democrat!

These are values we can all do without.

[AndyA]

1. Good for you! On behalf of all fellow Americans everywhere, please

accept my thanks! Values are an important consideration. The GOP doesn't have any, and the Democrats do. Being a true value voter is a good thing.

[Ken Burch]

2. Thank you, and Jesus thanks you...

As do Mohammed, Moses and Siddhartha Gautama, of course.

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. Don't forget Confucious and Gandhi. ;)

[Ken Burch]

7. Confucious says thank you!

And Gandhi is so happy he's having a snack!

[liberal N proud]

3. I have been tormenting a republican all day

Every time I go by is office, I tell him that his taxes are going up as we speak. He followed me down the hall once and asked me if I wanted to join a pool on when the tax increases would be announced. I told him they would take his guns on the first day and his money the second day, then they would force his kids to have abortions so they could use the stem cells.

Call me bad.

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. Bad, bad, bad.

:rofl: Wish I had a Republican to torment today. ;)

[Debau2005]

6. I am going out looking for a

Republican today, just to follow your example! :evilgrin:

[Ken Burch]

8. You forgot to tell him the his kids will have to perform gay weddings after their abortions.

nt.

[jrandom421]

9. As Colin Powell once said

There are some old fashioned, traditional, American family values I'd just as soon not see return."