Unofficial Find A New Job For Katherine Harris Thread

[Jcrowley]

[porphyrian]

1. Avon Consultant. - n/t

[acmavm]

2. Well, this might be tough. No reputable $2 hooker would even think

of stooping to sharing a corner with her.

[oldtime dfl_er]

3. Cosmetologist for Embalmers

:)

[jonnywishbone97]

4. She can be the two dollar hooker on S Congress Ave

In Austin Tx. Shes used to being abused by the neopukes.

[dave502d]

15. At 2 dollars she will need 5 million guys to get that 10 million back. n/t

[Kittycat]

5. She could be a Mary Kay Beauty Consultant... Oh wait, you need $100 to get started.

:rofl:

[rug]

6. sheetchanger at a whorehouse

[Dr. Death]

7. The world's oldest profession

Is all she's suited for.

[H2O Man]

8. I hope the republicans

recognize what a treasure they have in Katherine, and draft her to head their presidential ticket in '08.

[Bluebear]

9. Taxidermist.

[rzemanfl]

10. Didn't she used to work in some disco or something? n/t

[Cult]

11. She could be a stand-in for Aphex Twin

on the cover of his albums.

[HockeyMom]

12. Remake Wizard of Oz

Wicked Witch of the South

[Radio_Lady]

Assistant to doctor doing colonoscopies! She has to clean the

shit off the endoscopes.

[Starlight]

13. She could try to con people with spam e-mails.

:shrug:

[sweetheart]

14. Heny Rollins 'll surely take her

... just as long as she calls him 'Daddy'. :-)
Sorry, Henry, Ann coulter has been assigned elsewhere,
you'll have to make due with Catheter Harris.

[BrotherBuzz]

16. Republican congressional fluffer