What do you think made Santorum's kids cry?

[Rocknrule]

Obviously it's because he lost, but what do you think he told them? That a Democratic victory meant a victory for sodomizing, dog-raping Satanists who want to rape and murder them? Let's be creative.

[Beetwasher]

1. Whenever Ricky Loses Anything, He Beats His Kids

They know what's coming. It would fit his MO. I'm serious.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Santorum's using his kids.

It's just exploitation.

[City Lights]

3. Phil Parlock pinched them. eom

[Blue-Jay]

12. Baahahahahaha!

[progressivebydesign]

4. Probably hurts for a child to see their dad fired in front of thousands..

seriously. Kids get so caught up in stuff, and are dragged around to the photo ops.. it's like the end of the world to them. I'm sorry that it has to happen to them... but their daddy is an asshole.

[MADem]

5. Past their bedtime, probably. Maybe they heard Mommy and Daddy arguing

before they were shoved out on to a stage before a bunch of bellowing and angry supporters.

Shit, if I were a kid, I'd be scared too. Plus, they don't get out much...they're educated in front of a religious computer...

[peekaloo]

6. He's going to be around the house a lot more.

:cry:

[Oceansaway]

7. LoL...n/t

[AlCzervik]

8. their father, shame on him for doing that!

[LostInAnomie]

9. Ricky's egg salad sandwich fart.

It's burning their eyes.

[Cleita]

10. Fear.

They probably are well trained, like good dogs.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

11. Who cares, I want to know what made that woman cry out?

Probably thinks some guy is breaking into her home to rape her dog right now.