Predict how Rush Limpballs will open his show tomorrow

[Seen the light]

This should be fun...

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Our enemies are dancing in the streets

[pimpbot]

5. already posted on free republic

they have pics of arabs with guns saying the enemy has won. What a bunch of knuckledraggers.

[blogslut]

Bawling like a baby?

:)

[Arugula Latte]

2. "Folks, my anal cyst has burst and my tiny limp penis is even tinier and limper today..."

:puke:

[Oceansaway]

6. LoL...n/t

[CoffeeCat]

31. LOL! Great one! (nt)

[CoffeeCat]

34. I predict that Rush will...

....bring a blender to work with him and spend his entire show pouting
and making Oxycontin milkshakes.

Listen for the whirrrring of the blender blades.

[Thegonagle]

3. Some somber song

probably by the Pretenders.

J/K

[Rocknrule]

4. Suicide by Oxy overdose

[WildEyedLiberal]

7. AL QAEDA WON!

[LordLovesAWorkingMan]

8. "Friends..."

"We've (faaaaaaarrrrrt) seen the most egregious theft of an election (fffffaaaarrrrrrttttt)
by soulless liberals in the (fffarrrrrtttttt) history of the universe...excuse me while I go wipe...."

[Jacobin]

9. "well, friends...."

Actually, Limpballs does much much better when democrats are in power. Its so much easier to whine and complain about how things are going when you can blame them, rather than try to justify how great things are in Iraq with the RW in control.

Iraq will now be a mess, just as soon as the democratic congress is sworn in

[bullwinkle428]

10. Laying on the floor, sobbing, incoherent...just another day in the

life of El Drugbo!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. He won't.

He will have drugged himself unconscious on Oxycontin and Scotch.

[kentuck]

12. "Well folks, the Democrats are in charge now..."

They can no longer run and hide. They are in charge now. They have to come up with a plan. They cant make any more excuses....blah...blah...blah.."

[Jack Rabbit]

13. America held hostage -- Day 1

Whatever he says, I'm sure we wouldn't be able to make it up.

[Vexatious Ape]

14. Stoned

[GreenTea]

15. "It means nothing" Terrified though...

[LostInAnomie]

16. Mouth full of pills.

Sending his maid off to get more.

[TlalocW]

17. There's an episode of South Park

Where the shop teacher constantly remembers his dead wife/girlfriend/fiance and how she died, and whenever he does, he starts woofing down anti-smoking pills while moaning, "Why Why Why Why?"

That's what we're going to hear - the rattle of oxycotin pills spilling out of cannisters with Rush moaning, "Why Why Why Why?"

TlalocW

[Dukkha]

18. crying like a fat little bitch

Sore Loserman!

[truebrit71]

19. I don't give a fuck what that drug addict says, does or thinks...his party got their asses kicked.

PERIOD.

[BrotherBuzz]

20. He's just going to rewind the tape to back to 1988

The year he left KFBK in Sacramento and went national. A no brainer. :shrug:

[Greeby]

21. On-air suicide?

Nah, too much to hope for

[S n o w b a l l]

22. We're DOOOOMMMMED people!! n/t

[leftofthedial]

23. Democrats love terrorists

be afraid

Democrats cheated (in a few places)

[Scurrilous]

24. *plop - plop* *fizz - fizz*

He's probably high as a kite right now...tomorrow will be one looooooooong hangover.

[Porcupine]

25. "While terrorists may control the House; Patriots control gov't"

or some such bullshit. Then he will call for the arrest and detention of a number of prominent liberals for "aiding and abbetting the enemy. Then some BS about how Haggard was a manchurian minister just waiting for a chance to demoralize christian/republicans right before an election. Ortega's a communist threat 2 days drive from Texas.

Then he's going to get weird.

[upi402]

26. my guess; TOXIC SPEW

[Guaranteed]

27. "I've seen the light, and now proudly call myself a Democrat." nt

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

28. YOU'RE ALL WRONG-He'll try to spin it as a victory for the GOP

Rush can't admit defeat

[Rocknrule]

29. "They stole it! Viva La Resistance!"

Oh wait, that's a French term...
:rofl:

[BootinUp]

30. He'll be on vacation I predict.

[Initech]

32. He'll be on reruns tomorrow while the GOP tells their supporters what to think

[casus belli]

33. Full of Oxycontin. n/t