Caption the suddenly available former PA Senator:

[slj0101]

[pacalo]

1. "Hold on, Mr. Prosecutor, while I talk to my lawyer."

[rdmtimp]

2. So that's 2 pepperoni pizzas, an order of wings...

Thank you for calling Domino's!!

:evilgrin: :beer:

[Kierkegaard]

6. Damn it!

How did you know what I was thinking?!?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[chefgirl]

3. " Um... Hello?? K street??"

-chef-

[Hawkeye-X]

4. Uhh.. no jobs avaliable for me in K street?

Not even a janitor's job?

...Not even a bathroom attendant job?

......What, NOT EVEN A NOSEWIPER JOB?! WHERE THE HELL DO I GET A JOB THEN!?!

[Jacobin]

5. "Televangelist training school? Yes, I'd like an application."

[mondo joe]

7. "Is Miss Pelosi hiring at this time?"

[daveskilt]

8. so what else are you wearing? I've got my banana hammock on TIGHT

beep. what the hell! that was never 10 minutes - 8.99 for another minute are you people crazy i can finish on my own ..... mmmm man on dog.

[slj0101]

10. ....

:rofl:

[CanuckAmok]

9. "That's right, ma'am.... thirty minutes or your pizza's free."

n/t

[Tommymac]

11. Jeff? I've got Ted on the other line...looks like I'll be free for that Ski trip now...

:popcorn:

[Canuckistanian]

12. Yes, that's right, a massage... can I speak to the concierge?

Oh, and about $200 worth of supply, can you manage that?

[Vorta]

14. Sorry, I didn't see your post before I posted.

[Vorta]

13. Hello, Mike? Yeah, dude, I really need a massage, and can you bring Tina?

[WinkyDink]

15. "Fido?"