Chimp is soiling his shorts right about now..

[Webster Green]

:party:

[NYC Liberal]

1. Or passed out on the floor DRUNK

:hi:

[fidgeting wildly]

4. Nah, he's sleeping soundly in his footie pajamas.

And his staff is tearing their hair out over who's going to tell him in the morning. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

2. They probably put an extra absorbent diaper on him for tonight.

:rofl:

[kysrsoze]

3. I cannot wait to witness the next two years. My only concern

is that @sshole potentially veto-ing everything. We did it!!!!!

[TlalocW]

5. So how many weeks until George finds out the republicans lost?

I mean, it's not like he ever stays up on current events, and his staff probably doesn't want to break the bad news to him.

TlalocW

[Cha]

6. And he's sucking on

preztels like there's no tomorrow.