Need appropriate Response to FREEP EMAIL

[stop the bleeding]

here is the text of the email:

Traffic Jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of
Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks
on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million
ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them
on fire."

"We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."



Please give me something good DU

[Richardo]

1. There's no response to a lame joke - except a lamer one

Bomb them with the brazilian joke. :nuke:

[geebensis]

2. How About:

This kind of assholishness is one of the reasons you dipshits just got your head handed to you.

[ProfessorGAC]

Or....

"I thought being a sore loser was a bad thing. Isn't that what you guys said in 2000?"
The Professor

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Or....

"I thought being a sore loser was a bad thing. Isn't that what you guys said in 2000?"
The Professor

[meegbear]

3. Here is the original version of the joke:

Traffic Jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of
Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks
on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush. They are asking for a $10 million
ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him
on fire."

"We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."

It's been around for a while.

[treestar]

4. LOL, I was going to say, the first time I saw this joke, it was the

Bush version!

:rofl:

[Glorfindel]

5. "I'm so very sorry to learn that you support murderous terrorists.

I would have thought you were a better person than that. Please refrain from sending me jokes about taking human lives in the future."

[cynatnite]

6. Not even that funny even if BIn Laden was the kidnappee...

It's just tacky, IMO.

Brazilian joke is ten times better.

[mikeytherat]

7. Here's a pretty lame joke:

The Seven Dwarfs are working deep in a mineshaft, when suddenly there is an explosion and the mine collapses. Snow White rushes to the mine, and yells down the deep shaft, hoping and praying for a reply. Slowly a quiet, weak voice from deep in the mineshaft drifts up saying, "Stay the course." "Oh, well," says Snow White, "at least Dopey is still alive."

mikey_the_rat

[Tesha]

8. "Suck it".

"You lost -- get over it."

Tesha

[sarge43]

10. Try this

Q: You know why Laura always gets on top when she and George make love?

A: He can only fuck up.

[baldguy]

11. Change "Laura" to "Condi"

or "Karl"