The FReeper Prayer Thread:

[goodboy]

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[back2basics909]

1. They should all go back to playing....

...World of Warcraft and dungeons and dragons now and STFU, in my opinion of course :) Its time for the grown ups to lead the country again.

[bbernardini]

4. Now wait just a second...

I personally know a number of fine Dems who play World of Warcraft. Not me, though. I've never been able to get into that sort of thing.

[txindy]

11. They can all go play, all right.

Preferably in traffic.

[ElboRuum]

17. HEY! HEY! HEY!

Nerds can be Democrats too...

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

19. HEY!

You take that back or I'm gonna throw a handful of twenty-sided dice at you!

:P

HKC - Geek/Democrat

[johnnie]

2. So Jesus didn't hear their prayers?

Or is he just ignoring them now?

[goodboy]

3. I think he heard them...the answer was...

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[Nickster]

6. LMAO! n/t

[Bassic]

5. He heard their prayers, and he answered them.

They just didn't know Jesus was a Liberal :D

[Tesha]

9. See? Preying just doesn't do much good. (NT)

[goodboy]

10. This is hugh!11! Morans!11!1!!

[EvolveOrConvolve]

12. Did Jesus hear Ted "The Hag" Haggard's prayers?

In my book praying is little more than wishful thinking, projected envy, and worthless supplication. In this case, actions speak FAR louder than words.

[goodboy]

15. or any of the other right wing fundies who've been caught with their

pants down?

[Flavin]

23. I think he did.

Jusus wants us to be happy
He sent Ted a hooker. And some drugs.

Flavin

[LTR]

7. Okay, now I have to clean the coffee off my monitor

:rofl:

[goodboy]

8. good MORNING F.I. from Estonia!!!

http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/video1_view.shtml

[nonconformist]

13. *snort*

:spray:

[goodboy]

14. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LTR]

16. Needs another kick

:kick:

Funniest thread of the day!

[goodboy]

18. one more

no, I'm not too proud to kick my own threads :P

[Hubert Flottz]

20. My curse thread thwarted a freeper terraist prayer win!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their BVDs and may all their kids be born nekkkid!

May the bloody piles possess them
May the corns adorn their feet
May the crabs as big as horse turds
Hang off their balls and eat
And when they're old and feeble
A syphilitic wreck
I hope their spine falls through their asshole
And breaks their mother f&%$#$g necks!

[goodboy]

21. funniest.reply.ever. (nt)

[Hubert Flottz]

22. I thought another good cursing was in order!

They've earned it!

[goodboy]

26. May the greeters at Walmart give you all the finger as you shop

for crank baits, and camo underpants, may you receive junk mail from ed mcmahon and ted nugent, and choke on your McDonald's chicken nuggets.

[Maven]

24. Oh, SHIT

I was not ready for that!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[goodboy]

25. RUMSFELD:

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