Little Green Footballers Lose Their Minds

[BurtWorm]

Courtesy of Jesus's General:



#5 mbpaul 11/7/2006 09:25PM PST

I quite. I not going to vote again. It's time I gave up on this political bullshit. I just hope the nuke attack comes soon. Let it be on the East Coast where it belongs.
#11 Tairos 11/7/2006 09:27PM PST

I think this demostrates pretty clearly that voting should be a privilege, NOT a right.

#28 Adrenalyn 11/7/2006 09:33PM PST

can I be the first to say it on LGF?

Impeach Bush and Cheney

throw them out and hope Hastert has the balls to fight back
#69 Bill Amos 11/7/2006 09:42PM PST

Even if the senate goes democratic thank god Lieberman is there to switch and protect us from extremists !

#82 mbpaul 11/7/2006 09:45PM PST

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_11_05_patriotboy_archive.html#116297517210176927

Maybe a divided government is not a bad thing. They can't do anything to screw us up anymore than we already are. We just need to weather the nuclear attack when it happens and we will be okay. Let the military take over. I advocate a military coup.

#88 semadar 11/7/2006 09:46PM PST

OMG, my southern neighbors, why are the Dems winning, get ready for happy terrorist parades.

#272 Greg 11/7/2006 10:43PM PST

Bush is losing precisely because he has took the high road after 9/11 instead of Zyclon B-ing most of the muslim world after attacking our shores as they have been doing to our shipping since 1800.

This is a world war and not a tea party for the Yale/Harvard clique...

Islam must have a boot smashing into its face forever until it becomes a grown up religion not bent on murdering everyone on the planet...

Bush cannot comprehend this or the Donks even less...they do not have the intestinal fortitude for it..

[hatrack]

1. "I quite. I not going to vote again"

:rofl:

[Kierkegaard]

2. "...voting should be a privilege, NOT a right."

I think the post just above that one PROVES it.

If you can't construct a coherent sentence, you can't vote.

[Ladyhawk]

8. Me Tarzan. Me not vote. Ugh. n/t

[Binka]

24. Me Tarzan Me Shit My Leather Diaper! How Old Are These A holes? n/t

[Phillycat]

33. You are quite. You are quite screwn.

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

41. FIRE BAD!!!!!!!!!

[Arkana]

3. Get ready for happy terrorist parades!

[qnr]

35. Sounds like it belongs on engrish.com n/t

[Lexingtonian]

4. Minds? What minds?

Oh, that little hate organ they have between their ears. They're so...so...'1984'.... :-)

[BurtWorm]

7. I used the term loosely.

;)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. This one is a gem

"can I be the first to say it on LGF?

Impeach Bush and Cheney

throw them out and hope Hastert has the balls to fight back"


That would be President Pelosi then, not Hastert.

[Kierkegaard]

9. That big 'ole slice of asscake they were just served must be impairing

their incredible mental prowess.

[Binka]

26. Ass Carrot Cake n/t

[lazyriver]

17. I thing they would be thrown out of the Wingnut Club

if they even THOUGHT about typing the words, "President Pelosi".

[Fleshdancer]

6. "Let the military take over"???? WTF is wrong with these people?

This idiot advocates a military coup? Funny how they want to assume that Democrats will take all their guns away from them and yet they don't think about the actual implications of a military coup. Screw Democracy and freedom because the Democrats won the Senate and the House! Let's go for martial law instead!!! :eyes:

Fucking insane.

[Lex]

10. "I quite. I not going to vote again." That is a classic "moran" statement.

I'm series!!!111

This is HUGH!1!!

[noonwitch]

11. So they want a nuclear attack, as long as it's on the East Coast?

Sick fucks. I hope they all give up on voting from this point on.

[kiki]

12. True patriots to a man.

Hoping for a nuclear attack on US soil just to prove a political point.

Advocating suppression of the vote just because people didn't vote for their side.

Advocating military dictatorship in America.


Stirring stuff, eh? What the fuck do these cretins think "democracy" means, anyway?

[Erechtheides]

13. gosh...

a boot smashing into its face forever

That sounds awfully <a href="http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/3041">familiar</a>.
And they have the nerve to use the term "Islamofascists?"
Unreal.

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. "Happy Terrorist Parades"...

:rofl:

Is that put out by the makers of Happy Fun Ball?

[fudge stripe cookays]

39. Warning: Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball! n/t

[Mr_Spock]

15. Vigilance!

These hateful people are still out there - we need to me more vigilant than ever!

[txindy]

16. Well, I just learned something. Muslims have been attacking "our shipping since 1800."

Gee. Who knew?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Where do these freaks get these 'facts'? South Park?!

[soothsayer]

28. lol! Islamic pirates!

[Bouncy Ball]

34. ARRRRRR, MATEY!!!

[txindy]

43. Famous seafarers, those 19th century Muslims.

Who knew?

[Bouncy Ball]

18. "Donks?"

Funniest word I've heard in a long time.

And I want to see someone "quite."

Heeee.

[Fierce]

38. Bouncy Ball, does that make you a Badonka Donk?

Forget it, I quite.

[Julius Civitatus]

19. They hate Democrats as much as they hate GRAMMAR!

[Lex]

22. I'm series.

Morans.

[Cass]

20. Nuclear attacks, happy terrorist parades, military coups...

reading this stuff is better than Comedy Central. My sides are splitting...what a bunch of drama queens.

ROFL!! :rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

23. God me too.

Literally: tears rolling down my face and stomach in pain from the laughing.

Happy terrorist parades? Just the phrasing of that has me laughing.

Drama queens is right.

[Renew Deal]

21. Traitors

and other lunatics. :crazy:

[LoZoccolo]

25. Ironic that that guy seems preoccupied with a nuclear attack...

...when it seems that if we didn't get involved in Iraq we could present a credible threat to North Korea and Iran. I doubt North Korea would have even begun development of nuclear weapons if we could invade.

[insane_cratic_gal]

27. Can you say "the sky is falling"?

It's okay Chicken little..we'll protect you but I wouldn't depend on papa ChickenHawk Bush to come to your aide though

[Beaverhausen]

29. Who are those people? My god- I thought freepers were bad

these posts make freepers look like rhodes scholars!

[Mad_Dem_X]

30. Lieberman will "protect us from extremists"!!!!

:wtf: :crazy:

[Marr]

31. Wishing for millions of Americans to die in a nuclear attack. Now THAT

is "hating America".

[Patsy Stone]

32. Zyclon B-ing?

They know the exact chemical by name? :crazy:

[Teaser]

36. They have some in storage,

just itching to give it a whirl, I'm sure.

[midnight armadillo]

37. Zyclon B was used in the Holocaust gas chambers

Just so you know where these sickos are coming from.

[Rocknrule]

40. "Zyclon-B-ing Muslims?" "Voting should be a privilege?"

Their Nazism on display for all to see

[Yukari Yakumo]

44. And they can't even spell that right.

It's Zyklon B, not Zyclon B. The irony is it was developed by a German Jew.

But these clowns would do Hitler proud, wouldn't they?

[madmusic]

42. As a wise group of patriots once said....

GET OVER IT!

For the record, these guys and Freeperville are one big happy incest family. Only here they can evidently be more honest and cry out loud.

And they have good reason to cry!

:rofl:

EDIT: kick and rec because DUers could use a good laugh.