"Republicans Blame Election Losses on Democrats"

[dalaigh lllama]

Republicans Blame Election Losses On Democrats
November 7, 2006 | Issue 42•45


WASHINGTON, DC—Republican officials are blaming tonight's GOP losses on Democrats, who they claim have engaged in a wide variety of "aggressive, premeditated, anti-Republican campaigns" over the past six-to-18 months. "We have evidence of a well-organized, well-funded series of operations designed specifically to undermine our message, depict our past performance in a negative light, and drive Republicans out of office," said Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman, who accused an organization called the Democratic National Committee of spearheading the nationwide effort. "There are reports of television spots, print ads, even volunteers going door-to-door encouraging citizens to vote against us." Acknowledging that the "damage has already been done," Mehlman is seeking a promise from Democrats to never again engage in similar practices.




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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55018

[NYC Liberal]

1. Sad that this COULD be a real article isn't it?

[Freedom_from_Chains]

11. Actually it's more pathetic. And to think we let these people

get control of the U.S. government for awhile. Scary really.

[dalaigh lllama]

13. Indeed!

How strange has our world become that we can read something like this and imagine the Pukes actually saying this?

Well, today my heart is lighter and I can again smile at their inanity. God (or who/whatever)Bless the Democrats!

[lcordero2]

2. GLOAT ALERT

and how sweet it is!!!

[JVS]

3. That's the kind of blame to take!

[The Count]

4. Too realistic to be funny. Bought it until I saw the link.

[BOSSHOG]

5. All Hail the Onion

"Depict our past performance in a negative light."

[jobycom]

6. Damn, that's even better than the average Onion! nt

[Bouncy Ball]

7. OMG.

LOL

[porphyrian]

8. So they lost because we campaigned better?

That's how it's supposed to work, I think. Of course, it's ignoring the things they did to lose voters, but they haven't admitted their failures yet, and I doubt they will until we see them in court.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

9. We have evidence of a well-organized

well-funded series of operations designed specifically to undermine our message


Well no shit Sherlock, we got tired of all your criminal activities and did something about it.

[dethl]

10. "Captain Obvious slaps Republican strategists with 2x4"

Story at 11.

[maseman]

12. It is like

blaming the sun for it getting light out today. No shit Sherlock.

[Wilber_Stool]

14. So, let me get this straight.

The Democrats conspired to effect the outcome of this election. God, what nerve.

[atommom]

15. Democrats, take a bow. You premeditated good!

:yourock:

[lumpy]

16. Hoooooooot. Hooooot

LMAO