What happened? Was there an election?

[MichaelHarris]

Oh yeah, I remember, it wasn't a dream. One of the 3 members of Washington's Axis of Evil is gone, hopefully the other two are packing their bags. For all you Congressional pages out there, breath a sigh of relief, you no longer have to wear track shoes to keep one step ahead of "touch-feely" republicans.

Dick this is for you, buy 3 shredders. We're going to want to see those notes from that energy meeting. You see some of us American's are pretty smart and happen to know you handed over the countries batteries to the oil and power companies. You may think you're safe but in my opinion you're next, those meeting minutes are going to make good reading on the front page of The New York Times. I can't wait, By the way did you shoot anyone on your hunting trip?

George, silly, silly George. While asleep in your Howdy-Dowdy Jammie's last night we sent you a message. Did you get it? Basically is said you're an idiot. It said we're going to elect people to hold you accountable for the crimes you committed against this nation. See, we're not hanging our "Mission Accomplished" banner just yet. You're next. Let me sum it up in one sentence, "Get you're lying dumb ass out of our house!!!!"

Condi how do those new shoes feel? Pretty good huh. That's good, we're going to sell them to help the people of New Orleans. You know, those people who needed food and water while you shopped on 5th ave.

Neo-Cons, Freepers, I'll make this short. See this shiny spot? It's the place on my ass I polished for you to kiss.

Michael Harris, DEMOCRAT and I proudly support THIS message.

[RethugAssKicker]

1. Bwahahaha !... Very funny !