Dems Win! I've Already Gone Gay, Hired An Illegal Alien...

[stopbush]

and sent my kids to play at the child molester's house down the street. Later on,
I'll perform a gay marriage and cap off the day with an auto de fe of a few Xians
from the local church.

How are YOU celebrating the Dem victory?

:evilgrin:

[radfringe]

1. did you declare war on christmas?

[stopbush]

2. Damn! Forgot. Good thing there's 7 days in the week.

[ArbustoBuster]

62. There will only be six once us Democrats outlaw the sabbath!

Nyeh heh heh heh! *twirls moustache*

[Atmashine]

74. lol

That is the second most awesome thing I've read all day. Next to us winning.

[alf4707]

154. what

You did not actually send your kids to play with the child molester. I really hope that you are joking.

[2008]

86. How dare you use that word here

Are you trying to force your religious beliefs on us? Someone hit the alert button!!!

:crazy:

[KansDem]

143. Where have you been? We don't do that anymore...

We now have Big Government hit the alert button!

Get with the program!

[NMMNG]

112. We have to you know

The whackjobs at FR have already predicted we would. :rofl:

[Captain Hilts]

3. Some people know how to live right, I mean, left! Cheers!!!! nt

[Doctor_J]

4. I have takne all my Osama Fan Club gear out of the cedar chest

and put it on display in the living room.

[stopbush]

8. Me too! It feels great to fly my Hezbollah flag again!

[Doctor_J]

93. Thanks for reminding me

next nice day I'll take down my American Flag and run up my North Korean flag, autographed by Kim Jong Il.

[tgnyc]

108. Funny you should mention that. I'm organizing a nuclear energy summit betwen N.K. and Iran

[myrna minx]

72. I've been looking for an Osama's #1

over sized foam novelty hand, but I'm not sure where to find them on the DNC's website. :rofl:
Let's see, I've waged a war on Maundy Thursday. That's a much overlooked religious observance that hasn't been waged war on yet.

I purchased some French wine, danced naked in the back yard in the moonlight, hugged some terrorists AND some trees, had an abortion or two, because of the Dems victory, I've become so slutty that I can't keep count! I had sex with a poor unsuspecting box turtle, converted some unsuspecting ladies into the damning life of Sappho, I read a Harry Potter book, drenched my whole block with milk foam from my LATTES, I drove my cadillac to pick up my HUUUUGE welfare check and smoked some pot, too. :hi: Oh my stars, what haven't I done today!

[brer cat]

89. I've read the whole thread and you win, BIG TIME, myrna! Just

wish I didn't have broken ribs so I could just cry for joy! Oh, well, no pain no gain. It's worth it today.

[myrna minx]

123. Thanks!

:hi: Teddy Kennedy and I went door to door confiscating guns last night, so I'm a bit tired today. Whew! I didn't have time to burn any flags today, so I had to settle on burning some postage stamps. Now I'm off to pull someone's feeding tube while getting a french manicure! Tah!

[newworld]

134. LOL

:rofl: ....That takes the cake right there! Good one!

[drmom]

5. What??!! You haven't had an abortion yet?

[radfringe]

13. don't forget to save the stem cells for cloning

[elehhhhna]

32. oh no you di'in't..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Welcome to DU, drmom!

[Phillycat]

37. There's such a huge line at the clinic, I can't get in!

:rofl:

[Quiet_Dem_Mom]

6. Had an XL package of San Francisco Values shipped to me FedEx.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

7. By dancing naked in my back yard.

[hwmnbn]

19. umm... are you anywhere in the Midwest?

cause I like to watch. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

82. Not any more

I was in Minnesota about 4 months ago, now I am in SoCal.

[Turn CO Blue]

48. Uh, we usually only do that during the solstices...

[KitchenWitch]

80. The Goddess appreciates any form of pleasure

and yes, it was not the solstice, but heck, it was a "special occasion!"

[Cult]

9. Don't forget to light a joint with the American Flag

Whilst drinking wine and listening to French Jazz.

[slybacon9]

10. Dude, I've already had like 3 abortions today... bongloads all around!!!

[Ioo]

11. I rounded up a few people I know, we went and had abortions

I mean I am a man, but I did it anyway

[geomon666]

12. I've already killed and eaten a few fetuses for the stem cells.

And I'm working on burning down The Christmas Shoppe around the corner.

[Cult]

14. Donate money so we can better aid terrists!

[Wilms]

15. Just another day for me.

Appeasing terrorists, and all.

[stopbush]

16. Bible burning at 6. Film at 11.

[stop the bleeding]

17. you terrorist you

;)

[DrZeeLit]

Yes, the girls in the coven and I are planning a naked dance tonight under

the full moon. Of course, we'll be ingesting massive amounts of illegal drugs and munching mystic mushrooms while we rape young boys and run amok -- probably dancing down to City Hall where we'll find all the gun licenses and visit houses, confiscating said weapons.

The Devil Himself might just make a guest appearance, but because He's been so busy in the last two days, we won't hold out hope.

[longship]

18. I've Turned communist.

:kick:

[Gwerlain]

20. You haven't paid any higher taxes yet.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. :D

[Mrs. Overall]

21. Driving my Volvo, while drinking a latte, eating some sushi and wearing

sandals on my way to get my tit pierced! Oh and while I'm waiting in the tatoo/piercing joint, I'll be reading the NYT.

[Nickster]

22. I hung an upside down cross over my doorway at midnight last night and turned

on the fountain of blood in the courtyard. Ritual sacrifices laters tonite, then a little get together with the local terra-ists club.

[Patsy Stone]

23. I'll be calling Osama to congratulate him

Then I'll be eating some babies. Later I'm off to steal Sean Hannity's shoes.

[noonwitch]

24. I asked my dad to set up a dowry for me, so I can marry a rich sheik

Since a dem win means we will be overrun with muslims any day now.

[VOX]

25. The sign-up line for "Homosexual Agenda" was too long, so I opted for welfare-cheater status...

As long as the big handouts are coming, I want my free Cadillac, free medical care and free food stamps! :rofl:

[Saphire]

145. cool, I hear the Homosexuals only give out free toasters.

[stillcool]

26. I can't stop hugging...

trees..and I too really want to turn gay and get married, so I can fuck up my neighbors marriages. Our local party is having an abortion sale this weekend..buy one get one free! The war on Christmas can not come soon enough...as my closest terrorist buddies are leaving...they say they are no longer needed here. So sad to see them go...but, I may now be able to get a job that doesn't cost so much money!

[Opusnone]

27. Free Abortions For Everyone!

Have a round on me!
-Dancing Muslim

[gardenista]

148. No! Make that mandatory!

With a latte for everyone under 18!

[Bobbie Jo]

28. Donated $100 to the Saddam Legal Defense Fund.

[Buzzkitty]

29. LMAO

This is just hilarious. I'll be buying a round of bongs AND abortions for all my friends tonight.

[ladyVet]

30. So many evil deeds. So little time.

:::turns paper over and adds many more items:::

[wryter2000]

75. Welcome to DU

:hi:

You want to be my lesbian wife? We can pervert all the children within a mile of the church.

[ladyVet]

113. I do!

I want a big wedding with a white dress and a huge cake and lots of champagne and a honeymoon and everything! I'm thinking a winter wedding, so we can get a jump start on the War on Christmas (trademark pending), what do you think? lol

:hi: back at ya

[wryter2000]

117. And we'll be back from our honeymoon in February

Just in time to gear up for our War on Easter. "Be vewwwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits."

[ladyVet]

140. My birthday is in February!

Maybe we can do something especially "librul" when we get back from the honeymoon! Do you have your part of the guest list for the wedding? I'm thinking of inviting Osama and some of the other terrorists we plan on turning the country over to, sort of a "getting to know you" kind of gesture.

PS Have I said I love you lately? :loveya:

[wryter2000]

151. Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon

And Barbara Streisand to sing "Oh, Promise Me."

:loveya:

[TornadoTN]

31. I'm going door to door rounding up guns!

A local gunshop had on their sign today "Get your guns before they are banned by the Dems!". I'll take a snapshot for posting later.

In the mean time, I'm rounding up guns from Republicans.


Just doing my part! :sarcasm:

[Dr. Death]

33. I posted this earlier: I'm going to marry a box turtle!

Somebody else said that they're marrying the oak tree in their backyard, and we have several candidates for hot man on dog sex.

Ahhh, happy days are here again!

[tritsofme]

34. You forgot Poland!

nt

[eppur_se_muova]

94. well, NOW WE CAN ! nt

[smoogatz]

35. I surrendered to the terrorists while pissing on a big pile of Bibles

and confiscating the guns of every Republican in my neighborhood. Then I married Rick Santorum's dog. Fifi and I are very happy.

[lapislzi]

36. Yes, must go frolic with the terrorists

right after I have my abortion and destroy a family or two.

No peace for the wicked.

[progressoid]

38. Stem Cell Margaritas!!

[The Anti-Neo Con]

39. I went and had some "man on dog" sex!

My miniature poodle is a good lay!:rofl:

[slybacon9]

40. I'm thinking about skipping man on man and going straight to man on dog.

[seabeyond]

41. i saw someone having sex with a tree. (on the board, not real

life, lol lol). what is next

[eppur_se_muova]

95. "What's the stick for ?" (from an old joke...)

"Afore I stick my wanger in any more holes, I'm gonna be danged sure they ain't no hornet's nest in there!"

[blondeatlast]

42. Martinis, manicures, and plotting a comprehensive health care plan

at my house.

Funds will be raised to promote the gay agenda and time permitting, we will burn an effigy of Rick Santorum.

Much work to be donw, let'sw set it off BIG!

Y'all come!

[eppur_se_muova]

96. I thought there was a town named Effigy, PA ...

So we could burn Rick Santorum in Effigy ?

[Javaman]

43. You know I was just thinking of calling al queda and taking them all out

to lunch.

[slybacon9]

46. their schedule is full with liberal special intrest luncheons today, i already tried

[Javaman]

63. Dang, well maybe some miniture golf this weekend.

:rofl:

[Phredicles]

44. Organizing the gay recruitment drive at the local school!

Then my buddies and I gonna go pierce some people's eyebrows and/or nipples, and raise their taxes!:D

[tgnyc]

106. Organizing gay couples to launch a mass attack on traditional marriage. We should have that bitch

on its knees by nightfall.

[Mabus]

45. This morning I had sex with several dogs on a bed of fresh stem cells

this evening I'm stringing up the Easter Bunny with tinsel on a now defunct Christmas tree while I dance naked on Bill O'Reilly's front yard. But then, that's what I do every Wednesday. Doesn't everyone?

[BlueEyedSon]

47. Hug a terrorist!

:rofl:

[Clinton Crusader]

49. I guess I can finally let Osama out of my cellar?

Notes to Self:

-Divorce husband, marry the checkout girl at Grand Union
-Burn the Bible, flag and Constitution on front lawn
-Take in Al Qaeda operatives as boarders
-Extract stem cells from the children next door
-Have a bonfire with all Christmas decorations
-Light up the house with candles - commence chanting praying for a terrorist attack
-Mail Saddam the get out of jail free card

[BleedingHeartRN]

50. Skipping church, practicing witchcraft, becoming a lesbian.....

I hope my husband will be okay with it :evilgrin:

[Critters2]

66. I'm becoming a lesbian who goes to church, and has a wedding there. nt

[skids]

51. I'd like to but I simply cannot come up with a plan! n/t

[DrZeeLit]

52. Hold on...mmm.. that was my sleeper cell calling. I guess we've been

ACTIVATED!

Looks like summer in camp with the boys, then a quick jaunt to a major city for some really explosive fun!

[RobertSeattle]

53. I just SENT George Soros some money!

:evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

54. This thread is killing me.

:rofl:

[gordianot]

55. Now that we own all of the voting machines life will be better.

Yes we are now free to cheat Native American Tribes.
Go to war any time we like.
Bribe anyone.
Give tax cuts as we desire to any economic group. Never balance a budget.
Court any radical religious group for political gain.
Lie constantly.
Torture
Deny Habeas Corpus.
Adopt sexual predatory practices.


OOPS Sorry that is them, not us.

[polemic_realism]

56. Cloning my dog so that we can have a gay threesome...

on our honeymoon. Now that the 'necks don't have any more guns, we can finally get married at the abortion clinic. French wine all around.

Also gotta get by the local hospice and unplug a few people, they are just wasting electricity IMHO. But, that might just be because I'm a rabid enviro-fascist tree f*#ker.


This is the best thread all day!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

57. I'm taking applications for my new satanic cult

Some of the rules:
1) children are sacrificed regularly if we cannot convert them to being gay after we torture and molest them.
2) daily midnight bathings in the blood of freshly killed animals.
3) Every hour, at 6 minutes and 66 seconds past the hour, we must face Hell (look down) and give thanks to our Lord & Master, Beelzebub.
4) any drugs we cannot use ourselves are sold to local elementary schools.
5) We all have to renounce our US citizenship, but not leave, so we can technically become illegal aliens.
6) No hetero marriages are allowed. In fact, only sex that cannot lead to pregnancy is allowed - so man-on-dog is ok, as well as other forms of bestiality. Man-on-woman is okay as long as it is not vaginal intercourse.
7) All members must undergo sex change operations.

what did I forget now?

[Clinton Crusader]

58. Delivery just arrived: FRENCH fries, wine, Brie cheese and Dixie Chicks CD

:kick:

[wryter2000]

59. I'm going to give the terrorists free therapy

They're just misunderstood.

Then, I'll have sex with a gay snake and ruin a few marriages. Later on, I'm going to delete every instance of the word "merry" from the Fox News site, followed by an orgy at the Streisand complex.

[4_TN_TITANS]

60. Check to Al Qaeda is in the mail....

or maybe not - I'm such a flip flopper.

[The Backlash Cometh]

61. I licked the back of US stamps depicting the American flag, and

posted them on the envelope...upside down!

(I'm just kidding, don't anybody come and storm my house.)

[truthisfreedom]

64. freeper: "All I got was a rock."

[Critters2]

65. And what about aiding the terrorists? Hmmm? nt

[undeterred]

67. Partial birth abortion this morning, making dinner for a terrorist tonight!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

141. See how each of those evil activities nicely provides material for the next one?

After dinner, your terrorist could help me and the evil UN in post #139 down below.

[KamaAina]

68. Cooking up a big ol' batch of meth!

of course repukes use meth, too, but they get theirs from their gay hookers :P

[Phillycat]

70. *spittake*

:spray:

[PVnRT]

69. I'm going to start burning bibles

and oppressing Christians. After that, I figure a few forced abortions, take away some guns...gonna be a busy night.

[KansDem]

71. I tried to confiscate all the guns on my block...

Tough job, but someDem has to do it!

[KansDem]

119. self delete

posted in the wrong place

:blush:

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

73. OMG...great thread. K&R

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Doctor_J]

76. I'm the Grand Marshall of my town's Terrorist Parade

And 3 different "Al Qaeda #3's" will be staying at my house over the weekend.

[AIJ Alom]

77. I'm forcing people to convert to Islam using my Scimitar (Arabian Sword).

I'll be in an wholesome all-white, Republican town near you, dating your women and poisoning their minds with thoughts of free will and independence ! I mean we've already started converting the Congress. It only takes one muslim to convert everyone to the glory of Islam.

Next, I plan on working on my free Saddam Hussien, put him back as dictator campaign.

[Strawman]

78. We're fisting in the streets over here!

Just like Annthrax predicted

[Phillycat]

132. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[RobertSeattle]

79. Similar thing here

http://www.rightwasright.us/

[long_green]

81. What else? I cut and ran

nm

[Chiyo-chichi]

156. I'm also planning to cut & run! Later, I'm gonna tax and spend!!

I'm series!!1 Who's with me???!!11!!!

[tandem5]

83. look! I'm cutting and running with scissors! nt

[AIJ Alom]

84. Ok guys, time to take out our copies of the Communist Manifesto.

The book solely responsible for our great victory during our Blue November. Also time to relax security a bit so the fifth column of ex-Soviet communists can take over. Go Nancy Go !!! San Franscisco Values are Parastrika Values !!!

[tom_paine]

85. I've been preparing to institute Devil Worship as National Religion

Compulsory attendance for all citizens, of course.

:sarcasm:

You know, somewhere, perhaps many & several somewheres, there are Freeper idjits who are reading halfway through this thread in full disbelief at Democratic perfidy until they figure it out.

Statistically speaking, it is almost a certainty that at least one Bushevik shit-for-brains reads all the way down here without realizing this post is a joke thread.

The following is for that handful of the stupidest of Freepers who did just that:

Dumbass.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

87. I fired a bunch of Americans and gave their jobs to illegal immigrants.

I also gave them amnesty, welfare, housing, college tuition and health care.

It's good to be a Dem. :-) MKJ

[mwooldri]

122. I also helped dig the "Freedom Tunnel" under the CA/MX border.

I'm providing a safe haven for all them illegals. ;P

[jokerman93]

88. The very first thing

The very first thing we're going to do is contribute a large charitable donation to our local terrorist cell front organization, because without their help we couldn't have destroyed the Republican fortress of freedom and democracy in Amerika so easily. After that my wife and I will be celebrating a three-way polyamorous marriage with a transgendered abortionist and pornographer (we know and love) who will be running for congress in our district next term. We'll probably put in some guerrilla training with our local VLWC chapter in preparation for launching the next phase of the War on Christmas.

After that we'll do something about restoring the US Constitution, and our good name with the community of nations, to their integrity. We'll probably end the occupation of Iraq and make reparations. Then we're going to cut through D.C. like the Whirlwind and clean out the corruption, legislating safeguards against future abuse. We might start by initiating probes and investigations into any government fraud, waste, abuse, or high crimes and misdemeanors that may have come to our attention over the last six years. Then we'll prosecute impartially. I expect we'll also take a close look at repealing the Patriot Act and its sequels; repealing the new bankruptcy and imminent domain laws. End corporate welfare and break up the conglomerates. No doubt we'll immediately use intelligence, discernment and innovative thinking to attack the root human causes of global warming and climate change - starting with strict regulation of industry and development, and aggressive tax-payer sponsored R&D programs that will open entire new growth industries based on sustainable technology and renewable energy sources. Somewhere we'll find the time to end the hypocrisy by calling in all covert military and intelligence operations disigned to destabilize foreign governments, and instead set an example to the world by practicing a policy of peaceful diplomacy for all conflict resolution. Then we'll get to revamping the prison system in America too. Legalize pot - grant amnesty to the many thousands of incarcerated victims of prohibition.

I guess to celebrate, we've decided to join the gathering tsunami of good-will that will rebuild the soul of America one step at a time and remake it into an new kind of place - a country and society whose strength lies in its diversity, openness, generosity and fair-mindedness, with opportunity and personal liberty for every member. Yep. I figure we'll be celebrating for some time to come...
:party:

Meanwhile, we're going to insist on transparency and truth from our public leadership; participate locally for positive change in our community; resolve to never back down or remain silent in the face of power and abuse, and (why not?) plant some flowers and trees along the way. (That'll really drive 'em nuts!)
:evilgrin:
J

[Art_from_Ark]

90. I'm not so ambitious, I'm afraid

I'm going to find out what Birkenstocks are, then buy some. Then I'll traipse on over to Starbucks and start sipping some lattes, even though I hate coffee. Then I'll go to Mr. Wensleydale's cheese shop and ask him if he has any French camembert that the cat hasn't eaten yet. :evilgrin:

[daveskilt]

91. two words - box turtle fucking, damn three three words nobody expects the spanish inquisition

[WinkyDink]

92. You?! I'm in PA.; I'm marrying my DOG!

[Az_lefty]

97. I've become a lesbian trapped in a male body...

still like women, but for different reasons.
:toast:

[AtomicKitten]

98. I'm just here in San Francisco wallowing in my values.

[Hippo_Tron]

99. I went down to the Welfare office 10 times, each time with a different disguise

I'm rich!

[Momgonepostal]

100. I love this thread! K/R

[slybacon9]

101. Just lettin the old ticker bleed all over myself while singing Clinton Bless America.

[tgnyc]

102. Raising my own taxes!

[tgnyc]

103. On the phone now asking the French for permission to kick my neighbor's ass

[tgnyc]

104. Discriminating against every white person I come across.

[slybacon9]

105. Going door to door collecting people's guns...

sure are a lot.

[alittlelark]

107. I confiscated all my neighbors GUNS in the name of PELOSI !!!

I'm gonna get an abortion as soon as my husband can impregnate me again, and I'm gonna make some stem-cell sushi for dinner tomorrow.:evilgrin:

[liberalsoldier5]

109. Haha. I just asked my church

to convert to radical Islam and let Osama give the sermons while we harbor him. Great thread by the way!

[emlev]

110. converting my car to run on burning flags

[Phillycat]

133. Hee!

And stem cells! :thumbsup:

[NuttyFluffers]

111. carpooling thugalicious young black men to the suburbs to have sex w/ Britany

and Ashlee, and Melanie, and Becky...

[Glenda]

114. I'm doing all of the above

and other unspeakable acts with an umbrella.

This is my favorite DU thread! I must kick it

:kick:

[liberalgenes]

115. Another kick

This is so difficult, because I really didn't have a plan either, but I'm going to focus on our young people. I'm starting a "Just Say No to Abstinence" plan at the local high school and will teach the school nurse how to perform lunch-hour abortions. I'll also make the morning after pill available in the school vending machines, and distribute free copies of the Harry Potter series to Christian schools.

After that, it's on to confiscating all of the Christmas cards and changing them to Happy Holiday cards.

Been trying to get through to my terrorist friends to let them know "they won," but their line has been busy.

[Hugin]

116. I've begun wearing more Pastels...

It's weird.

[Giant Robot]

118. Unprotected pre-marital sex for all our minions!

[mwooldri]

127. Glad that was minions. I nearly misread that for minors. (nt)

[Giant Robot]

128. Funny you should say that

I was going to say something like that about minors, but thought that crossed the line into bad taste.

[KansDem]

120. KICK!!!

This thread is too funny to let drop!

[liberalgenes]

121. putting a Surgeon General's warning on all of Coulter's books

[Rocknrule]

124. I got an interracial gay marriage to Osama while burning the American flag

[Sparkly]

125. "Don't Support the Troops" magnet ribbon on my Honda

Once I've completed my transition to becoming Lesbian, I will join the Gay Agenda's Evil Plot to Indoctrinate Youth and recruit children through demonstrations of perverted sex acts in the public schools.

I think my neighbor may have a gun, which I intend to "grab." (If he doesn't, I'll just invade his house and keep looking.)

Then, I'm planning to force pregnant women to have abortions, since "Pro-Abortion" is now part of the agenda!

Today, I'll spend time in the backyard hugging our maple tree.

[ladyVet]

144. "Once I've completed my transition to becoming Lesbian"

You, me and wryter2000 need to talk. ;-)

I'm rapidly filling up a notebook with all these good suggestions. I just hope I can accomplish everything on our agenda before 2008!:evilgrin:

[wryter2000]

152. We can have a group lesbian wedding

I'll bring my snake.

[Sparkly]

153. Are you and ladyVet in one of those "under attack," nearly defunct marriages?

Because I am, and I'm not sure how to tell Husb2Sparkly that the Democratic Majority = Total Gay Rights = The Sanctity of our Marriage is done for...

I'm sure hetero married couples all across America are dealing with the same thing...

(Is your snake something old, something new, something borrowed, or something blue?)

[johnaries]

126. OK, taking bets now which RW site will link to this thread first.

I'm betting clueless, humorless Michelle Malkin. "See, they admit what we've been saying all along!"

[stopbush]

129. One can only hope!

[Clinton Crusader]

130. Too absolutely funny. Another kick....

Just put the "support Al Qaeda" ribbon on the gas guzzling old bomb. Was going to get a hybrid, but screw 'em! Burn the gas! AND take off the muffler, the air's too clean up here!

MAJOR kick!
:kick:

[ecstatic]

131. Going to drive my brand new cadillac to pick up 6 welfare checks! woo hoo nt

[regularguy]

135. Legistlating from the bench, of course!

[tabasco]

136. I'm gonna go give some oral sex and then get some.

My girlfriend and I got all perverted because of Bill Clinton.

We never heard of oral sex until him. Thanks Bill !!

[KellyPaDem]

137. Re-sewing the American Flag

I'm working on a new flag in different shades of pink of course and I'm thinking of substituting the stars for pictures of men in leather chaps. On second thought perhaps the flag should just be white?

I also spent the day cleaning out my extra bedroom to make room for my exchange program for terrorist! I'm so looking forward to cuddling him and showing him all the lovely targets...umm... I mean landmarks around town.

Oh and put me down for a couple of free abortions!!!


Great Thread!!!!!

[More Than A Feeling]

138. I'm calling my new Dem rep to make my medical decisions.

Then, I'm going to wage class warfare (a little free-lance tax collecting from all those honest, hard-working CEOs!). Whee!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

139. Not may things left to do... no, WAIT! I know!!!

I'll force Wal-Mart customers to switch to Costco at gunpoint! The UN Blue Berets gotta be good for SOMETHING!

[meegbear]

142. I'm going down to the christian youth center and start recruiting ...

them into the radical homosexual agenda. Then I'm gonna stalk a pregnant woman, kidnap her and perform a partial birth abortion on her.

[lapislzi]

146. Distributing Pottery Barn catalogs to middle school kids n/t

[distantearlywarning]

147. I'm organizing a terrorist parade.

We'll have a terrorist marching band, terrorist baton twirlers, and terrorists throwing candy from terrorist-themed floats. Capped off by a huge floating balloon shaped like Osama's head.

If it goes over well here in PA, I'll be taking the show on the road to the Southern states.

[ComerPerro]

149. I am now Muslim, and await the next terror attack. Sitting here

with my underage gay lover in my volvo, drinking a latte and waiting for totalitarian socialism to kick in

[liberalpragmatist]

150. I'm attending a "Terrorist Victory Party" - nt

[texanwitch]

155. This thread is to damn funny.

I have a cold and y'all are making me laugh which is making me cough.

I plan next weekend after I am over this cold to marry a huge number of gay couples and witches.

Then I plan on attacking Christmas.

I will think of more things to do later.