I actually just had sex with a tree

[dave29]

hugging it just seemed like such a pre nov 7th mindset.

:party:

[KyndCulture]

1. ROFL

[BrainRants]

2. Heh heh... Wood!

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. *snort*

[stop the bleeding]

4. liberal terrorist you

;)

[dogday]

5. Are you a member of one of those weird tree-lover's

organizations....:rofl:

[geomon666]

9. NAMTLA?

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

[dave29]

12. if only Santorum had predicted man-on-tree sex

he might have had a chance

[lcordero2]

6. was it good for you?

was it good for the tree?
:D

[dave29]

7. splinters

ouch!

[Democrat 4 Ever]

8. Well as long as it was a tree and not a Bush. n/t

[lazyriver]

10. I hope you used a condom...

our forests have been used pretty heavily by logging interests in the last few decades.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. It's a good way to catch Dutch Elm Disease.

which is the virus that causes Sudden Oak Death.

[TornadoTN]

13. Since today is a new day and we liberals are changing 'Merica

I did my part and made sweet, sweet love to a Tulip bulb this morning.

Next up, Marriage to a Gay Platypus!

[Fierce]

14. 'Bout time we got those SF values goin'!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

[Double T]

15. Did YOU get the tree's permission????

[dave29]

17. The tree actually started it... I was drunk

and therefore feeling coniferous

[thereismore]

16. need any wood? ehe, ehe, ehe.

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

18. Shame on you!

Juuuusst Kiddin'! Actually, I just got it on with a bed of nasturtium... Yowzaaa!

[EST]

19. Does that mean you are a country boy? (yuck)

Was it a result of your personal his-tree?

Was your relationship a mys-tree?

Was she sul-tree?

Are your needs from the relationshiy pal-tree?

Perhaps we wood continue but I have to leaf.


Edit to add: if you have offspring you should name him Chip...or Woodrow.

[Lilith Velkor]

20. PUT THAT BOX TURTLE DOWN!

:P